• NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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    I think I understand skynet now. It must have been a Christian AI and decided it would bring upon the rapture, and no one was worthy.

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    Breaking: Lightning flashes, thunderous boom. Jesus Christ appears upon a obelisk in the center of the reflecting pool in DC.

    And I say unto you: FUCKING HELL, CAN YOU ALL JUST STOP RUINING THE WORLD AND EACHOTHER, JUST FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE MONEY AND FUCKING OVER THE POOR. EVERYONE DESERVES FOOD AND COMFORT AND STOP TRYING TO SPEND ALL THE NATURAL RESOURCES ON GET RICH QUICK AI BULLSHIT, I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE TO STOP YOU ASSHOLES.

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      Did you guys see that AI generated drone show in the sky? Those libtards must be getting super afraid to stoop that low. Hey! Jon! Did you make sure the food bank in that black neighborhood had their deliveries diverted to the dump?

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    6 hours ago

    This sounds an awful lot like idolatry to me, which is supposedly forbidden in Christianity.

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    According to the Bible, the end times will come when God’s good and ready. It’s blaspemous and extremely narcissistic to think that any human action can force God to hurry up.

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    Why are the American religious right so fixated on the rapture? It’s a death cult sprawling across the nation like a cancer.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Because it gives them the ability to let themselves off the hook for participating in the destruction of the planet.

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      Because they think they will go to heaven. If I read the Bible I’d say they wouldn’t.

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    An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return

    An ex-intel CEO’s idea to make money by combining two money making tools

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    12 hours ago

    Holy shit, when does Big Tech ever stop being such a clown show???

    Also:

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    These are definitely the people who end up killing us all.

    Why would Christ want you literally playing God and fucking with his timeline?