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over_clox@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

If you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups..

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If you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups..

over_clox@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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    I once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.

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      I used to do that as a kid until I shat my pants accidentally

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        Why’d you stop?

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      I knew a guy who can do the same. I can only do it with burping, unfortunately.

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      I had a girlfriend who could put a lit cigarette in (just the filter), suck in smoke, and fart out the smoke. I wonder if it was the same girl. Are you from Australia?

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        Like, how do you even discover you have such a superpower? It’s not every day that you even think of trying something like that.

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          Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.

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            - TommyJohnsFishSpot, 2025

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