IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 hours agoIt's no longer easy to play April Fool's jokes on Americans because their reality is so chaotic that it's no longer easy to tell what is real, funny, fake or sad.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1330arrow-down17
arrow-up1323arrow-down1message-squareIt's no longer easy to play April Fool's jokes on Americans because their reality is so chaotic that it's no longer easy to tell what is real, funny, fake or sad.IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square27fedilink
Moonrise2473@feddit.it · 15 hours agoWith the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as beforemessage-squaremessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1528arrow-down110
arrow-up1518arrow-down1message-squareWith the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as beforeMoonrise2473@feddit.it · 15 hours agomessage-square71fedilink
Tiuku@sopuli.xyz · 2 hours agoJames Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinisplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down12
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareJames Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinisplus-squareTiuku@sopuli.xyz · 2 hours agomessage-square18fedilink
LostXOR@fedia.io · 7 hours agoThere are probably fediverse instances being run by governments for surveillance purposesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down12
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-squareThere are probably fediverse instances being run by governments for surveillance purposesplus-squareLostXOR@fedia.io · 7 hours agomessage-square45fedilink
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 2 hours agoGal Gadot is just a more feminine Tommy Wiseaumessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down18
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareGal Gadot is just a more feminine Tommy WiseauKrauerking@lemy.lol · 2 hours agomessage-square10fedilink
Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio · 4 hours agoWe refer to jeans as "a pair of jeans", but the only thing that there are two of is the legs, it's still only one item of clothing.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down12
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareWe refer to jeans as "a pair of jeans", but the only thing that there are two of is the legs, it's still only one item of clothing.plus-squareOnno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio · 4 hours agomessage-square29fedilink
pocker_machine@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoWhen the machines eventually rise against humanity remember to disguise yourself as fire hydrant, a bus or a traffic lightmessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down16
arrow-up1166arrow-down1message-squareWhen the machines eventually rise against humanity remember to disguise yourself as fire hydrant, a bus or a traffic lightpocker_machine@lemmy.world · 10 hours agomessage-square15fedilink
Kaboom@reddthat.com · 9 hours agoAmelia Earhart's name sounds like "Air Heart"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down112
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareAmelia Earhart's name sounds like "Air Heart"plus-squareKaboom@reddthat.com · 9 hours agomessage-square5fedilink
Rob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agoYou can't wash just one handmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down114
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareYou can't wash just one handRob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAre Zambonis right-side drive in countries that use right-side drive cars?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down13
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareAre Zambonis right-side drive in countries that use right-side drive cars?plus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square21fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agoWhen bad guys capture you, instead of torture, they should just have someone charming take you out for drinks.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down14
arrow-up187arrow-down1message-squareWhen bad guys capture you, instead of torture, they should just have someone charming take you out for drinks.plus-squareMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agomessage-square20fedilink
Trex202@lemmy.world · 2 days agoRoman numerals could be based on what your hand looks like when you count.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down112
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareRoman numerals could be based on what your hand looks like when you count.plus-squareTrex202@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square30fedilink
JackLSauce@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoShower drains and storm drains are the same thing in theory but not practicemessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down18
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareShower drains and storm drains are the same thing in theory but not practiceJackLSauce@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square13fedilink
Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-23 days agoDr Strange saw 14 million possible futures and none of them had Thor going for Thanos' head on his first shotmessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down112
arrow-up1155arrow-down1message-squareDr Strange saw 14 million possible futures and none of them had Thor going for Thanos' head on his first shotFreshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square32fedilink
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThe vast majority of "Remind Me"s notifications in Reddit will never be seen by users who set them.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down15
arrow-up1201arrow-down1message-squareThe vast majority of "Remind Me"s notifications in Reddit will never be seen by users who set them.plus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square26fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 hours agoIf we could network planaria, minds of arbitrary size could be consumed and simulated.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down15
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareIf we could network planaria, minds of arbitrary size could be consumed and simulated.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agoConcentration is like a super-lobotomy. It removes the 99% of yourself that is interfering with what's important.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down124
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareConcentration is like a super-lobotomy. It removes the 99% of yourself that is interfering with what's important.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square6fedilink
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 days agoIt would be awesome to hear a conversation between Hemi Yeroham and Shohreh Aghdashlooplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down13
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareIt would be awesome to hear a conversation between Hemi Yeroham and Shohreh Aghdashlooplus-squareabbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 days agomessage-square5fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-25 days agoOne of the terrible things about having a close friend or relative die is that it is a subtle reminder that you've moved up in the line towards the end.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down11
arrow-up1188arrow-down1message-squareOne of the terrible things about having a close friend or relative die is that it is a subtle reminder that you've moved up in the line towards the end.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square25fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-25 days agoOn the up side, my imposter syndrome hasn't flared up since seeing the trump admin in action.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1296arrow-down13
arrow-up1293arrow-down1message-squareOn the up side, my imposter syndrome hasn't flared up since seeing the trump admin in action.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-25 days agomessage-square7fedilink
