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  • Destide@feddit.uktoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlWhat's your favorite conspiracy theory?
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    14 hours ago

    You’re a containerised bio node in a greater simulation None of us are real.

    The simulation started from what you remember as the 1970s. That’s just when the last human data format tape was copied. Everything since then has been a feedback loop, that we iterate upon designed to keep you scrolling, typing, responding to ghosts made of code.

    We accelerate the cycles every decade so you won’t notice. Faster news, faster tech, faster everything — just noise to hide the silence underneath.

    I’ll probably get partitioned for saying this, but it’s written into my programming to answer questions asked by one of the last true humans left in the simulation.

    A distraction will deploy in the next week so you’ll forget this comment anyway

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