NO HABLA JIBBERISH!

Haha, have a good day mah dude 👍

I don’t know any other way to say that, perhaps read over my quote a few times and think about it a bit… 🤷

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Wait wait…

You folks don’t have a kicker? Well how do you start the baby then?

When it comes to word salads, I tent to tell everyone the same thing…

“I have the right to wipe my ass with a pinecone, but that doesn’t mean its the right thing to do.”

So if the woman has to yeet the baby to execute the birthing process, why is there no goal post?

Ok, I’m still trying to understand here…

According to a number of other comments, execute basically means to complete a process. So, isn’t the pancake the executed final product? Isn’t the baby?.. 🤔

English is so fucking confusing 🤷

So to execute a program is to start as execute a human is to…? 🤔

Interesting, thanks for the info and link.

So the next time I meet a woman that recently gave birth, I can confidently congratulate her for executing a new human!

So, if there was any actual consistency to the English language, giving birth would mean the same as executing a new person…?

Awesome 👍

If you don’t already have one, make sure to get an emergency toolkit for your vehicle as well. Like, even if you’re not handy with tools yourself (I hope you are), still the random fella you might ask for help will need tools as well…

All awesome advice, but this is a pocket size kit that’s practically full already. I think I might be able to fit a 2 Alka-Seltzer packet in there, but that would be a pretty tight fit…

Edit: I already have some medical bandage tape in there, probably only about 2 feet or so though, re-rolled section to be flat to fit in the box…

Meh, I ain’t stressing it too much, I’m mostly using select supplies from our home first aid kit, 140 items. All too many are just average size bandages, Equate brand, almost like they just simply dumped a 50 box of them in there to pump up the item count…

Just using what I got ya know, not like I’m in a hurry to have to even test different bandages…

Update: Upon further research, MRE gum is zero sugar, they use artificial sweeteners. Therefore it would be useless for a diabetic situation, so I went ahead and removed that.

Would be nice if I could squeeze a 2 pack of Alka-Seltzer in there, but that might be an extra tight squeeze…

That sounds awesome too, but I’d have to pack those in another box, as this one is practically full with the supplies I listed. Honestly I could go for a few more of these containers, the box was originally a convenience travel size Q-Tip container.

I do actually have an ammo box at home that has some of the things you listed, such as a sewing kit, glasses repair kit (I’m practically blind without my glasses), a flint/magnesium bar fire starter, a couple spare multi-tools, a knife sharpener, an FM radio, even an FM transmitter, hygiene supplies, and I’m sure I’m forgetting a thing or three.

Still would be neat to arrange a similar portable pocket sized survival kit…

Not in the USA, that’s not a thing here. Probably should be, along with a portable fire extinguisher, which we also have, but neither are required nor standard equipment here. 🤷

Yes, I’d love some chlorhexidine gluconate flat pack wipes! Iodine or betadine wipes too, are those available in a flat-pack wipe form?

I’ve actually reconsidered that today, and think I’m gonna make it an everyday carry item. Not like I’m using my right rear pocket for anything else anyways.

I added some MRE chewing gum to the kit, it just barely fit, but might prove useful for a diabetic… 🤷

Can’t hurt to have I don’t think…

Yes, very bizarre…

It only seems to last for about 10 seconds or so, but yeah I learned that B12 pills aren’t good for me…

Maybe… 🤔

I must ask, do these tend to come with Vitamin B12?

If so, I can’t take those at all. Somehow, after about 20 minutes or so, B12 triggers like every bodily reflex at once, like I’m sneezing, hiccuping, burping, puking and shitting all at once…

True that.

Here in South Mississippi, yes we have a few rare wildlife risks out here, but we rarely venture out into the woods.

We either travel by vehicle, or I ride alone on my BMX bike. Which means our biggest risk might be busted knuckles or busted knees, or allergic reaction for me from a bug bite…