But they already have all three in one don’t they?

• The phone is paper thin
• The camera sticks out like a rock
• The phone can all too easily fold like scissors and break

Am I missing anything?

You spelled Microsoft® wrong. 😂

While I’m here, I might as well share something interesting I found online…

Welcome To The Internet

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

Nah, don’t take me too seriously, you don’t want Jeremy to puke at all, but I’d rather him puke behind the car than inside the car…

I just mean to appreciate the randomness of life in general. If you somehow or another came and knocked on my door, I’d probably show you some interesting stuff I found online, and challenge you to try my modded Rubik’s Cube.

Of course that wouldn’t have been any of your evening plans, I really don’t know what your plans might have actually been, but I’d still be a decent host and try to be welcoming to your company.

Welcome to the club 👍

You didn’t even declare the hardware specs…

Regardless, Mint…

Try this…

• Force stop the YouTube app
• In the YouTube app storage settings, clear the cache and storage

The YT app, even not logged in, stores your data locally…

I get a drop of sweat on a digitizer touchscreen, and my day is fucked, and my paycheck is fucked.

Phones aren’t meant to be waterproof or even water resistant.

Go ahead, drop a few drops of water on your screen. It won’t work right…

Obviously, duh.

One rain drop on your phone screen, and already shit don’t work right anymore.

This message coming from a tech that has worked on thousands of mobile devices.

I’m no expert here, but I think your problem starts when you said “I open YouTube”

Whether you’re logged into Google or not, the YouTube app still tracks your video watch preferences and such. Try Grayjay instead…

https://grayjay.app/

YES!!!

I dunno about everyone else, but definitely not me.

I don’t swim and I’m not prone to dropping my phone in the toilet.

Also, if you get even one drop of water on the screen, the touchscreen doesn’t even work correctly.

Electronic devices aren’t meant to get wet in the first place.

This isn’t even a thought, this is basically a fact, just not yet implemented…

Fuck their walled garden.

Thank you for the AI Disclaimer and owning up to the words it spit out, at least you’re being honest about it, and that’s respectable. 👍

My personal opinion is don’t expect anything.

You can try to plan everything out, but almost never will things go perfectly according to plans. And the more effort you put into planning, the less likely things actually go according to plan.

If you’re just trying to enjoy time with friends, then plans might as well be just suggestions, but sometimes you just gotta roll with whatever happens, and get a good laugh when Jeremy pukes behind the car LOL!

Sometimes you just gotta live in the moment…

Well, we’d have Soylent Green food bars…

Terraform a planet.

Not like those dead rocks out there such as Mars or the Moon though, I mean like terraform Earth.

If we can’t even manage the pollution and climate change right here on Earth, how the fuck they think they’re gonna bring dead space rocks to life?

At the current rate, wherever humans go, we’ll just bring our trashy ways with us…

Bo Burnham

Because I’m still trying to find my sanity…

If they wanna try to verify my age, they can just check the age of my Google account. I made my Google account back in 2004, my account alone is old enough to drink alcohol.

I respect the intent of ‘protect the kids’ and all, but they shouldn’t need anymore information from me, the age of my account alone proves I’m old enough. Also, I don’t have any kids.

Make less shit, factories would slow down, less resources used, less pollution emitted, less energy used, and as a result, there would be at least some positive impact on climate change.

Granted it might be minimal, even negligible, but it would make some difference.

Thanks for responding!

I’ll drop this extra link while I’m here…

https://charm.li/