I don’t have a problem. I can quit any time I like. I only swipe recreationally. Every five minutes. Maybe I’m in denial. First stage, right?

update: Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship. Swiping just enables it. Tried quitting once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.

update: There’s this 12-step program… Step one was turning off predictive text. Didn’t make it to step two.

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  • Maybe Earth is just another petri dish among thousands like it. The past 10 000 years could be a part of grand experiment to figure out if all human planets end up destroying the whole planet sooner or later. Maybe there is a genetic sequence that makes humans smart enough to avoid that catastrophe. My guess is, this dish didn’t get the winning sequence.

    Even if we somehow survive, why wouldn’t the experimenter just chuck all the dishes into an autoclave when they’re done with the experiment. I mean, you shouldn’t leave an unsupervised experiment running indefinitely. It’s more ethical to stop it at some point, right?









  • That made me think about what it would actually take to start rebuilding after a zombie apocalypse or some other disaster like that.

    First of all, you would need to restart various bits of infrastructure, like water and electricity. On top of that, you would also need to restart the factories that manufacture the spare parts for all the machiens. Those factories also require raw materials, like metals, so initially metal recycling might be the easiest way to do it. No need to start mining new metals until you’ve already used up all the broken cars and sky scrapers littering the landscape.

    So, basically you need to get all sorts of heavy industry up and running again. Those data hoarders can help out with the necessary engineering literature, but having some tools is also required.