As a new born I guess:
- Find my moms breast
- Drink milk
- Sleep
- Pee and poop
- GOTO 1
I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate
Tits, self relief and death? That’s one more thing than I’m guaranteed at the moment, where do I sign up?
Obvious first question, are we friends with dogs yet?
ok I am gonna get in on that shit wayyy ahead of the curve/maybe probably be eaten by dire wolves
Do horses too.
Horse 2
Now has integrated saddle
A human can ride horse 1 without a saddle.
saddle is dlc on horse 1 tho lol you can’t even find horse 1 saddle in dungeon chests
Saddle can be found in Barns and the like. You’re just not looking in the right chests. Of course you’re not going to find one if you’re looking in a dungeon chest!
Who else read the entire wiki page?
With benefits. One drought and they’re a kebab.
Enjoy the fact that capitalism won’t exist for another couple hundred millenia
Feudalism was worse, and despotism was even worse than that.
We got like 220k years to spare. We’re good.
Cry, poop, or do other newborn stuff. But what else do babies actually do? 😆
Survive, get that weird fruit and have sex.
And to go to “there”, it seems nice “there”, why shouldn’t we go “there”? It doesn’t have other people “there”.
People long ago are not that different from us, like people from the middle ages, they acted like us now because they ARE like us now.
There’s no real evidence that people are smarter today than they were 5000 years or so ago. We just have more knowledge/technology.
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Wait no ! once you’ve killed everybody else you can live out the rest of your life knowing you cannot reproduce.
do some weird ass draws on walls stuff
Look around for some andesite, granite, or flint, and copper. Use those to make tools. Instantly get promoted to the top of the human monkey group because I “know magic” of fire and stone. I’m an apprentice smith.
Probably spend the rest of my life making one of those Roman 12 sided smithing test things that historians can’t figure out what it is.
Not sure how accurate my memory of the modern world map would be for that far back but depending on “where I spawned in” I would try and migrate to like ideal farmland or somewhere I know is good to build up.
If I was near Iberia I’d probably try for Cordoba… Western America, I’d go for San Francisco or anywhere near Lake Tulare… I’m sure there’s more than I am remembering right now.
I wouldn’t have to worry about organized religion having immense crusades and could carve out a little kingdom.
Try to make a modest “fortress” out of ashlar blocks or anything I can make primitively. Try to find a way to record as much “hints” towards technological progress for my descendants to follow.
Fertilizer, Germs, Animal Husbandry, Public Works (Dams), Canning, Gunpowder (not idea of gun just explosives, but they’ll probably weaponize it), steam power, oil, electricity, refrigeratation, concept of computers.
It’ll probably just have to be drawings but if I can find a cool gal and learn her language enough to roll with it then it’ll just have to be that, No point in writing it in English.
If I can actually get to the point of building a steam/wobbler engine that would probably be my life goal.
Throw in ancient technologies that are cool like Yakchals(?) and what not to actually survive to that point.
You’d have fun with Vintage Story.
lick frog
I’m not sure that you meant born because everyone is taking it too literally and it doesn’t help make a decent question.
Document everything I can think of for future people and put it in a place that someone will find out but is not that open to be degradation.
I know how impossible this sounds.
- invent the wheel
Cool because I was going to say murder the inventer of the wheel and steel the idea.
That would require some knowledge that they couldn’t get (people can’t think things that they don’t know the basics of, like a different colour). Rolling rocks and fire would be on that age.
No, it would require usefullness compared to cost.
How are you going to use the wheel when there are no combustion engines, no roads or even domesticated horses?I’d think a wheelbarrow or hand-drawn cart would still be useful, but I see your point
Vaguely remember that fire can be made by rubbing two sticks together.
Try to make fire.
Fail.
Get kicked out of tribe for wasting time with sticks instead of helping with the hunt.
confused unga bunga
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