Jokes aside, the IRS actually has contingency plans to continue collecting taxes in the event of an apocalypse, so yes probably.

As I said throughout the entire election cycle, if Trump wins, Palestine will be gone by Summer.

Because they’re terrorists duh /s

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

TikTok wasn’t ever actually banned.

A ban was signed into law. It had bipartisan support, though that may have been because it was tied in with aid for Ukraine. Biden appeared to have supported it initially but either after public backlash or them actually realizing what a massive fumble it was, Biden’s administration said they would not enforce the ban and leave it to the Trump admins.

TikTok voluntarily shut down their servers, and gave users a super dickridey message about how Trump was going to save the platform. Less than 24 hours later, severs came back up with another dickridey message about how Trump promised to save their platform.

All of this happened before the inauguration.

Edit: im trying my best to make this as accurate as possible pls let me know if I fucked up.