Avocado is one of those things I really want to like because it’s pretty good for you but I just don’t know if I can get past the texture

I’ve been looking at this photo for like 10 years and even though I know for a fact that it’s blue and black I only ever see white and gold

Calling it now next month she’s gonna shoot herself or get some crazy incurable disease or just have a heart attack

No

Lmao we won’t be alive in 2026

Linux girlies are the goats

Ah yes because banning protests always works

On the contrary, I would be totally on board with Canada adopting a few new provinces

Went a head and had a look. And I thought the cognitive dissonance on Instagram was bad.

“Guys it’s just the unfortunate result of war”

I thought this was the onion

Donald taking notes

Or he would, if he could read or write

Shocked Pikachu face

Warframe OST

Oh is that what that was? It was really weird seeing posts with over a thousand comments.

I had the typical American experience of sitting with my dad every day for a couple weeks crying while he repeats "WHAT’S SEVEN TIMES THREE

I have not, and I’m actually considering the possibility that I’ll have to replace it

Nursing.

Couldn’t pay me to go through the hell those people witness

That would be kinda funny lol

I didn’t really have a whole lot of restrictions. My first home console was the Wii, and ofc there weren’t a lot of mature titles to worry about there. When I got a little older I got an Xbox 360 and really wanted to get Call of Duty, which my mother was a little hesitant about but eventually relented.

The real thing my mother cared about was online interactions. I was not allowed to be friends with people or talk to people I didn’t know. (Eventually I started doing it anyway, and she didn’t appreciate it when she found out)

The mummy is the only movie I can think of to ever give me a nightmare. And it was that damn scarab scene.