Is this based? This sounds based.

I can’t read the article bc it requires an account.

Maybe he’ll try out that waterslide in Kansas

“Nobody’s better at torture than me.” “Nobody knows more about torture than I do.”

Dream? Hard to say since I’ve never been outside the US. Maybe Ireland?

Reality? Pretty much anywhere that I would have the opportunity to make a living.

Oh my God is that why I taste vomit if I eat a Hershey’s bar then drink a glass of water

Enjoy the fact that capitalism won’t exist for another couple hundred millenia

I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate

There are some interesting takes in here.

Touché

See guys Isreal’s above something as terrible as killing a white person

No but in all seriousness I think they were ready to kill her before they saw how popular she is

Nothing makes a US President feel better after a bad day like bombing the middle east

Wonder what Trump will do to stop this

The massacre was on June 4th, and Tank Man was on the 5th. The involvement of the military lasted several days and the protests had been going on for a couple months.

I’ve used Boost since it came out but I also haven’t really taken the time to try anything else

I still haven’t seen it but I really need to

Maybe this is why Wayne Enterprises made the Cancer Ray

I started an argument like that once. I made a joke about how there is literally always at least one person who defends not putting the cart back.

If Canadians seeing this can take anything from the last few months, it’s that they have got to get out there and vote.

I’m not a medical expert, but I can safely say from experience that tinnitus can be caused by a huge variety of things with most of them not actually being that serious (cold/flu, earwax buildup, meds, infections, etc.). However, like other symptoms that inhibit daily functions, if it persists longer than a week, you should definitely consult a professional (assuming that option is available to you.)

Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think