Time is relative

It’s kinda like white noise for me. Like I probably won’t turn it off if it’s on but I won’t pay a ton of attention to it either.

Nobody likes candy corn and anyone who does is trying to gaslight me personally

No I just genuinely thought there was an e at the the end lol

This is really funny considering Trump and Newsome seem to agree on quite a few things

I remember two things from the year 2008. A SpongeBob themed birthday cake, and my cousin being an infant at the time.

Guys there’s no way Hitler’s gonna invade the demilitarized Rhineland you guys are just fear mongering.

…Sorry what were we talking about?

Yes

Peggy being short for Margaret always confused me growing up so when I learned about how that happened I was genuinely fascinated.

Blow it up

It’s definitely something I’ve tried to get into the habit of doing since I think it’s healthy to be able to, but it is definitely challenging at times.

To be fair they also put “Public American figure gets shot” which is pretty much a guarentee

If there’s ice in the cup it’s often made of like silicon (I think) which the thought of just makes me really uncomfortable for some reason.

Depends on what we’re qualifying as a name, because I could say “Penis” and I think that would land pretty high on the list, relatively speaking.

If the opportunity presents itself, then maybe.

This is pretty interesting I didn’t know milk and cookies was a strictly American tradition.

We used to sometimes leave out “reindeer food”, which I think was just trail mix, candies, and sometimes sprinkles. We never made it at home though, it was something that would get made or handed out to kids at Christmas parties.

Honestly I never even thought about the lying aspect, I grew to dislike the concept since it’s teaching kids that an old man is spying on them all the time.

Oops

My mother does make a damn good hot chocolate