Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.

Hmm I wonder why.

Pro tip: If you’re proposing a regulation that every company opposes, that just means that you need that regulation even more than you thought.

Only the best Xmas movie if all time - Gremlins.

All these folks buying gold and my apocalypse plan just involves a handle of whiskey and one bullet.

While it has what can be considered a use case, to increase your visibility in the dark. However it’s a terrible solution. Instead wear a high-vis reflective vest, and/or wear some kind of clip-on lights. I’ve got a high-power clip-on flashlight that I put on my belt for when I have to walk into our dark-ass parking lot, or otherwise need to see where I’m going and don’t want to risk getting run over.

Like he hasn’t wasted enough tax money on stupid ideas.

Obviously.

I’ve seen it occasionally where they’ll marry a makeup artist or stage hand or something. Sir Patrick Stewart’s wife is a theater actress, IIRC. But I can’t think of many cases where some A-Lister married somebody they saw sticking shelves at the Walmart.

Conservative weirdos out there going nuts about vaccines and 5G, and meanwhile all that Vitamin P they’ve got in their brains is like “lol now hallucinate deficit spending on turning feral hogs gay.”

Plot twist, there’s a transmitter attached to it that signals whatever his communicator is. The bat signal is pure theatrics, turning it on just pings Batman’s pager.

LOL I knew that would happen the day they announced it.

It made him look like an idiot, but the question is did it do that on purpose? or is it just worthless trash?

But, and hear me out, what was his job description?

First existential crisis? Don’t worry, they get easier after a few. The answer is simple once you learn how to embrace it: it doesn’t matter. Real, fake, it’s completely irrelevant. Go get high, play Halo, get some ice cream, and let somebody who gets paid to think about this stuff deal with it.

Stupid cultists. This exact thing has happened for thousands of years. Some years back one of these rapture cults popped up and I mentioned to my coworker that the world was ending. His response: when’s it happening this time? Comedy gold.

That’s what they get for trusting crypto.

The white racists in America sure don’t. And they don’t care.

A gathering of bell ends, as the Brits would say.

I agree but the only thing I plan on doing about it is not having kids myself. I don’t think it’s ethical but it’s also not worth starting shit over. I mean I won’t be leaving behind anyone who have to deal with it, and you can’t change people so why bother.

Cleaner, though we’d have to exceed 100% to get everything out of the environment. That’s a tall order for microplastics in particular - we’re gonna have to live with Vitamin P for a long, long time. Maybe if they finally come up with a way to cheaply eat it with microbes without accidentally obliterating all plastics on earth. That would be inconvenient AF.