Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”
“Thanks for your time, but this job isn’t for me. I wish you good luck finding your candidate, though.”
Blow a job. Remove the a. Instant fail and a felony.
“Here’s my card. If you wouldn’t mind signing it and giving it back to me, we just need 30% to get a vote on forming a union.”
Try to set up the interviewer with my friend “who isn’t as bad as they say”
Instructions unclear, dyslexia made me blow the job interviewer.
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i mean it depends what the job is for
“Didn’t I see you in (name of local odd hangout, like a gay bar or something)?”
What? Thats easy?
“Hi what’s your name?”
“Suck yo grandpas wrinkley wang on a Wednesday!” And walk out. Done.
That’s a weird name.
Just keep trying as hard as I can
Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.
“Why do you want this job/to work here?” “I’m just looking for something interesting to do for a while, get out of the house a bit. This sounds interesting enough.”
They hear: I don’t need a job, I may not need money, I may already have a job, I’m not picky about where I work so I’m probably not planning to stay, I’m likely to be weird or high maintenance, I’m very likely to move on quickly if I’m no longer entertained, and most importantly, I don’t need this specific job so I won’t take abuse of any sort.
This does work to land food service jobs, though, because they don’t really care. They gain and lose staff so frequently that if you just aren’t a complete shitshow you’ll get the job.
take a massive liquid shit in the trashcan and maintain eye contact the whole time while humming or singing “I’ve been working on the railroad”.
‘My Myers-Briggs is NSFW’.
A few years ago I’d have said a Nazi salute.
But now I have to ask clarifying questions, like the location of the interview
If you’re in the US, you might get extra points for the salute.
At the very least it wouldn’t get you kicked out of an interview at Tesla
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What the fuck?
I think you need to clarify, because it sounds like you’re saying that the only reason that people have a problem with Nazis is PC culture.
and that you’re saying people making a big deal about Nazis is a bad thing, people should either not care about Nazis or return to not doing anything about Nazis even if they cared?
Keep in mind this is in the context of doing a full Nazi salute, which is pretty unambiguous.
Is that really the hill you want to die on?
This is a bot my guy. There are a few on Lemmy. They artificially drum up interaction with emotionally charged responses that don’t say much. You could copy paste their comment to anything.
Good to know. Idk why someone would do that on Lemmy, but I guess I’ll have to keep an eye out
I’d pull a Hal Incandeza and just sit there. When they ask my why I’m not speaking, I’ll just start screeching, making weird faces, and writhing around.
