A superb image will have a health check endpoint set up in the dockerfile.

A good image will have a health check endpoint on either the service or another port that you can set up manually.

Most images will require you to manually devise some convoluted health check procedure using automated auth tokens.

All of my images fall into that latter category. You’re welcome.

(Ok, ok, I’m sorry. But you did just remind me that I need to code a health check endpoint and put it in the dockerfile.)

“Native ads“ literally means trying to trick your users into accidentally clicking an ad. Like unread email in Gmail that’s actually just an ad (spam).

Most repairable thing I have is probably my truck. It was made in 2007, before they started to take away user serviceability.

Oh also I have a bunch of old computers that are very repairable. I mean, I would need the right components, and I can’t make those myself, but if I could source the components, they’re really easy to repair. Probably the hardest thing to repair would be the sheet metal.

Then yeah, I’ll take that one. Olympic medals here I come! Imagine the stroke a 20 foot man could take. Michael Phelps would be jealous.

Can I swim faster when I’m huge?

You’re gonna put your dick in a glass of water, huh?

Would you be able to stay hard when you grow? We haven’t asked enough questions.

Would these powers be supernatural, or bound by the laws of physics? Like, does glowing require extra calories? And does my electrolyte balance go out of whack when I’m in water?

Jellyfin and Immich, first and foremost. From there, Nextcloud, Home Assistant, RustDesk, Docmost, and Nephele.

(Full disclosure: Nephele is my own service. I find it quite useful.)

Considering I’d just be some guy, I’d invest all of my money in Nvidia and Bitcoin then when I get back and have millions, I’d spend it on passing wealth taxes and raising the minimum wage.

Cccinnciiiiinattttttiiiiiiii!

Some tool batteries make a great gift. I’d love receiving some Dewalt 20v max. Obviously, it depends what brand tools your recipient has.

If the quality of the video is good, I like to see it here.

Just ask the AI what you should buy and buy the opposite of that. /s

“the AI” -> “my magic 8 ball”

“AI powered” -> “RNG based”

“power of AI” -> “result of lots of coin flips”

It’s my first initial and last name.

It’s literally a plagiarism machine, so I completely agree with them.

It certainly can be, but every couple is different.

Day 500! Awesome! Thank you for posting all of these. I rarely comment, but I do love seeing them. :)

Yeah, I am one of those open source devs who doesn’t get paid for it. But I can’t really say it’s the fault of normal users. They’re just people trying to get by. The fault really lies in corporations using open source without supporting it. Some corporations do give back and support communities, but a lot just take and don’t give anything back.

Personally, most of what I write for my company, SciActive, is open source. The only thing I don’t release is my actual product (Port87), but everything I’ve built in order to build it (the ORM, Nymph.js, the UI library, Svelte Material UI, the WebDAV server, Nephele) are all open source.

I do get users shitting on these projects sometimes, but the majority of communications I get are respectful and gracious. It does sour the experience when someone acts rudely, but I try to not let them get under my skin. Some devs have trouble not being bothered by it, and for them, the rude users and lack of compensation are so much worse.

What keeps me writing open source though is that I just genuinely have a passion for writing code. I recently built a full text search engine into Nymph, and the whole process was so much fun. I think that’s what powers open source, genuine passion for what we build.

(There’s one project that gets shit on a lot more than my others, QuickDAV, which I’ve never really understood. A lot of people say they’d rather use SyncThing, which is fine, but they have different use cases, so it just baffles me. It’s like someone looking at Inkscape and saying they’d rather use GIMP.)