I once actually thought that when movies and shows were developing, I thought that they were being made within the year of their release date. I didn’t know that these projects were sometimes done in advance or took years to make.
That when ‘Commercial Breaks’ happened during shows, I thought they meant that the actors needed a break before resuming. Not realizing that episodes are already made and commercials just interrupt things to just sell you shit.
When I learned food and drinks were energy for your body, I actually thought that when I got sleepy or tired, I just needed to drink or eat something. Not realizing that it wouldn’t have mattered.
I remember when I first started playing Oregon Trail I thought dysentery was pronounced Dynasty.
I do that with a lot of words actually.
You know how you can put the names on tombstones? Just type it in when a character dies? Well someone on the same school PC wrote a pokemon name as one of the tombstones. So when my friend went past the point in Oregon trail, it showed the tombstone with the pokemon name.
That’s how my friend came to believe pokemon were real. Because of the Oregon trail.
“Here lies Pikachu. Died of dysentery.”
Haha terry is a girls name.
Terry shoots you.
You dies from dissin’ terry.
Sounds like you might have slight dyslexia?
Eh, not having all the connotations tuned in as a child doesn’t really say anything about having dyslexia. Transposition of letters and whatnot is completely normal as long as you realise it is happening and don’t constantly not notice you’re doing it to a troubling extent.
I had the same as the person you’re replying to, only in my own language. And I taught myself how to read at 5 and didn’t require any lessons to learn it and had frankly superior reading skills compared to my age group.
Tldr brainfarts happen
My son insisted for a couple of years that it is Bihop, not Bishop, because of a typo in the instructions for his chess set.