Went to school with a guy who was baptised Davo. Not Dave, but Davo. Typical Australians to put an o at the end.
Abcde - pronounced Abceedee
And yes it’s a real fucking name.
Xfrgolszzzxy - pronounced “Surf-goal-see”, not “ex-frogs-ly”
Not specifically baby name, but I went to high school with a guy whose last name was Bohnert (pronounced like boner). Guess what his nickname was.
It was funny whenever we had a substitute teacher and they would do roll call:
“…Bahnert?”
“It’s boner”
Donald Trump.
X Æ A-12
Clearly you’ve never done ketamine.
Never seen a 1000 yard stare PRE traumatic event. That daughter is special in more ways than one.
The tears in her eyes… she knows already lol
No, there’s probably worse baby names than “whats”
happy cake day you silly individual 🙃
Who’s on first?
Third base!
Almost certainly people are naming their kids Trump now.
Dudeson would be fine. He’d just go by Dude.
Bona Petite
Holy shit. Where to start with this one…
- Regardless of whether it’s a boy or a girl, this name will lead to merciless teasing at school.
- What a random phrase to name a child after (even if the father is a chef).
- It’s not spelled correctly (it should be Bon Appétit). But even with the correct spelling it would be a bad choice.
- This spelling is like something Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would name his kid.
- Related to the above point, they may add well just name their kid ‘Bone Apple Tea’.
Unironically a fantastic drag name though.
Brexet (pronounced “Bridget”)
😐
“Pimpley” is fairly impressive.
I imagine myself when someone says:“These are my twins, their names are Karke Kristian kale and Karkea Kristiana Kalea!” and i get a cramp all over my head because my face doesn’t know if it should show rage, laughter or sadness and does all at once
Isis was a great name, then it got ruined.
Standard names spelled with far too many letters. JeighSynn and Kryssteighnah are not people names they are scientific nomenclature or some shit
Sounds like real tragedeighs right there.
Many years ago I lost the naming rights of my firstborn in a bet. If I have a boy I have to name him Dongshaun. If I have a girl she has to be Clydia.
So, not Chalupa Batman? At least Taco didn’t get to name your kid.
I actually worked with someone named Richard Glick.
