Yes. People have a very disturbed picture of hygiene of their body in general. The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far - after a good scrubbing under the shower they get put into a (idealy) freshly washed piece of underwear, until the next shower. Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly. Phone screens are the dirtiest surface in your whole aplt, probably. Yet you’d rather lick that than eat a nice ass.
The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far…
I don’t know if I’d go that far. It’s not very open to the air (bacterial and fungal dream) and the anus is like right there. After a long sweaty day, shit migrates.
But I don’t get the fear when using a towel immediately after a shower.
Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦
Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.
Asshole is not clean dude. You fart, if you’re smelling it that is literally poop particles you’re smelling. Your butthole is not clean. Everything else sure.
I think if the average person had fecal-vision they would either have a nervous breakdown at the amount of personal body fluids and materials that coat everything we see and touch, or they would have to get over squeamishness immediately in order to keep functioning.
I promise your phone, right now, has bacteria that are produced in the bowels of a person. It’s also on every surface of your bathroom, on your keyboard, shoes and hands and probably everything else.
Your body is constantly seeking equilibrium with your microbiome. You wouldn’t want to get rid of that bacteria or you would die.
If you have good hygiene and don’t let shit dry in your ass cheeks, those areas are actually more likely to be in equilibrium than other parts of your body, because they don’t get sterilized or handle sources of foreign bacteria. Meaning there isn’t a harmful imbalance of one kind of bacteria versus another.
It’s very easy to test. You take a swab of your ass, your hands and your mouth and let it grow. Can you guess what petri dish is more likely to look like the opening credits to The Last of Us?
No clue what the last of us looks like but you’re literally making my point for me. No part of your body is clean, arguing a fucking butthole is clean is absolutely insane and is in no way scientifically accurate. Yes, there is bacteria everywhere. There are poop particles everywhere. Ergo, there is poop everywhere. How the hell is poop getting everywhere if your fucking BUTTHOLE IS CLEAN???
How the hell is poop getting everywhere if your fucking BUTTHOLE IS CLEAN???
You’re really not going to like to learn what happens when you flush your toilet. Or have pets. Or open your door. Or walk inside with shoes or clothes you’ve worn in a bathroom or near other people.
You’re really not going to like learning what’s in your salad or ground beef or any food really.
Dude. I have zero problem with germs. I think we need to be washing our hands less. It’s causing us (verified with many, many studies) to have more allergies and be more prone to sickness.
I do have a problem with morons saying that buttholes are the cleanest part of your body and then suggesting to eat ass. It’s so scientifically inaccurate as to be insulting. You’re so far off on understanding my position (which I’ve stated numerous times now) I can only assume you are trying to misrepresent my position to make me look like an idiot.
They are particles that came out of your ass. It’s not like you just magically smell fart when someone rips without something traveling from their butthole to your nose.
Edit: How in the world am I being downvoted for something that is unequivocally true. Mercaptans are particles. They come out of your ass.
Organic molecules aren’t dangerous or infectious in any way. They might have smells but they are chemically identical to other sources of the same particles.
If particles bother you, you are gonna have a hard time.
You’re getting downvoted because you’re trying to make a somewhat scientific argument about a thing that is completely a subjective feeling of disgust. It’s totally valid and honest to say you have that feeling, we all have irrational feelings about things. But many of our problems in the world come from people trying to write stories to explain their irrational feelings rather than shrugging and saying “It’s just how I feel, I know it doesn’t make sense.”
I didn’t say they were dangerously or infectious, where the hell did you read that? I said there’s clearly stuff coming out of your butthole all the time, it’s not a clean location, no matter how much you clean it. Acting like putting some soap on it means it’s clean in an hour is completely disingenuous and scientifically inaccurate. And the example I gave was of one single thing coming out. If one thing is coming out then more is as well.
it’s not a clean location, no matter how much you clean it.
This is irrational, you may be on an OCD spectrum and I don’t say that to be a snark but many people learn they have issues from exchanges like this when they realize the stories they write for themselves to explain things aren’t normal or rational.
There’s no such thing as a part of your body that “won’t get clean no matter how much you clean it” you have to understand that is an irrational statement and if you don’t understand that, you’re going to have a lot of issues in life with understanding how hygiene works and what “clean” even means.
I implore you to understand how the world works a little deeper or you’re going to be that insufferable partner who bases their ideas of what’s “pure” or not by vibes and tradition.
Yes. People have a very disturbed picture of hygiene of their body in general. The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far - after a good scrubbing under the shower they get put into a (idealy) freshly washed piece of underwear, until the next shower. Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly. Phone screens are the dirtiest surface in your whole aplt, probably. Yet you’d rather lick that than eat a nice ass.
once you fart the bacteria released largely spreads within that undergarment. Your genital areas are much less clean than you think.
I don’t know if I’d go that far. It’s not very open to the air (bacterial and fungal dream) and the anus is like right there. After a long sweaty day, shit migrates.
But I don’t get the fear when using a towel immediately after a shower.
Wool underwear my friend. No more bad smells, comfort for the whole day, leave em to hang and they’re good as new the next day.
No, sir!
You are so wrong about my ass eating priorities
Username checks out thoroughly.
🫡
You think my hands touch more than my dick? Pssshhhh!!! Yeah, ok. Shows what YOU know! Here, hold this…it’s my dick.
I’m gonna guess you don’t live in a hot country.
Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦
Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.
You might want to avoid !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Was it near X or Facebook/Instagram lately? There is lots of shit on there 🤣
Asshole is not clean dude. You fart, if you’re smelling it that is literally poop particles you’re smelling. Your butthole is not clean. Everything else sure.
I think if the average person had fecal-vision they would either have a nervous breakdown at the amount of personal body fluids and materials that coat everything we see and touch, or they would have to get over squeamishness immediately in order to keep functioning.
I promise your phone, right now, has bacteria that are produced in the bowels of a person. It’s also on every surface of your bathroom, on your keyboard, shoes and hands and probably everything else.
Your body is constantly seeking equilibrium with your microbiome. You wouldn’t want to get rid of that bacteria or you would die.
If you have good hygiene and don’t let shit dry in your ass cheeks, those areas are actually more likely to be in equilibrium than other parts of your body, because they don’t get sterilized or handle sources of foreign bacteria. Meaning there isn’t a harmful imbalance of one kind of bacteria versus another.
It’s very easy to test. You take a swab of your ass, your hands and your mouth and let it grow. Can you guess what petri dish is more likely to look like the opening credits to The Last of Us?
No clue what the last of us looks like but you’re literally making my point for me. No part of your body is clean, arguing a fucking butthole is clean is absolutely insane and is in no way scientifically accurate. Yes, there is bacteria everywhere. There are poop particles everywhere. Ergo, there is poop everywhere. How the hell is poop getting everywhere if your fucking BUTTHOLE IS CLEAN???
You’re really not going to like to learn what happens when you flush your toilet. Or have pets. Or open your door. Or walk inside with shoes or clothes you’ve worn in a bathroom or near other people.
You’re really not going to like learning what’s in your salad or ground beef or any food really.
Dude. I have zero problem with germs. I think we need to be washing our hands less. It’s causing us (verified with many, many studies) to have more allergies and be more prone to sickness.
I do have a problem with morons saying that buttholes are the cleanest part of your body and then suggesting to eat ass. It’s so scientifically inaccurate as to be insulting. You’re so far off on understanding my position (which I’ve stated numerous times now) I can only assume you are trying to misrepresent my position to make me look like an idiot.
You can fuck right off, thank you for nothing.
You are unhinged, possibly insane and cannot converse like an adult. Have a good one. I’ll never see your comments again.
Yes and no.
What you are actually smelling are mercaptans, specifically methyl mercaptan (aka methanethiol), hydrogen sulfide, and a few other organic compounds.
They are particles that came out of your ass. It’s not like you just magically smell fart when someone rips without something traveling from their butthole to your nose.
Edit: How in the world am I being downvoted for something that is unequivocally true. Mercaptans are particles. They come out of your ass.
Organic molecules aren’t dangerous or infectious in any way. They might have smells but they are chemically identical to other sources of the same particles.
If particles bother you, you are gonna have a hard time.
You’re getting downvoted because you’re trying to make a somewhat scientific argument about a thing that is completely a subjective feeling of disgust. It’s totally valid and honest to say you have that feeling, we all have irrational feelings about things. But many of our problems in the world come from people trying to write stories to explain their irrational feelings rather than shrugging and saying “It’s just how I feel, I know it doesn’t make sense.”
I didn’t say they were dangerously or infectious, where the hell did you read that? I said there’s clearly stuff coming out of your butthole all the time, it’s not a clean location, no matter how much you clean it. Acting like putting some soap on it means it’s clean in an hour is completely disingenuous and scientifically inaccurate. And the example I gave was of one single thing coming out. If one thing is coming out then more is as well.
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This is irrational, you may be on an OCD spectrum and I don’t say that to be a snark but many people learn they have issues from exchanges like this when they realize the stories they write for themselves to explain things aren’t normal or rational.
Huh??? What are you talking about?
There’s no such thing as a part of your body that “won’t get clean no matter how much you clean it” you have to understand that is an irrational statement and if you don’t understand that, you’re going to have a lot of issues in life with understanding how hygiene works and what “clean” even means.
I implore you to understand how the world works a little deeper or you’re going to be that insufferable partner who bases their ideas of what’s “pure” or not by vibes and tradition.