Stop! Just stop now!
It’s also valuable and round, so I consider pizza coin.
You can consider anything to be something it’s not, so yes.
Pizza is either toast or a sandwich.
Edit: So yes, I think you’re right.
Why does this make me laugh but also feel angry?
Or in longer form: https://cuberule.com/
If you fold a big New York slice, it can also be a taco.
This giant taco tastes like Italy!
Reminds me of your mom!
So a hot dog is a taco, and a burrito is sushi.
Most burritos I’ve had have the ends folded in which may make them a calzone
I see a lot with one end open, other end closed, which I guess makes them a soup or salad?
Pretty self-explanatory.
topologically I only see 2.5 options here.
It’s a pie. Your chart is missing pie.
A pie is just round toast or maybe round soup/salad/bread bowl.
Pies are defined by their crusts. A filled pie (also single-crust or bottom-crust), has pastry lining the baking dish, and the filling is placed on top of the pastry but left open. A top-crust pie has the filling in the bottom of the dish and is covered with a pastry or other covering before baking. A two-crust pie has the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell.
Regular pizza is bottom-crust, calzone is two-crust. That’s my interpretation.
Big Macs are cake
Funny af, and shows the flaw in these charts, that positioning and shape is not the only determining factor.
What, jokes arent scientifically defensible?! I am shocked.
Hey, I still found it funny 😄
You know it’s possible to upload pictures without taking screenshot, right?
On mobile at work, couldn’t be arsed to spend 30 seconds uploading from gallery.
I thought that I had rotated it, though. Just noticed that now. Whoops.
You have it backwards. A open face Sammie is a pizza.
Calzone is sandwich?
Calzone is a Hot Pocket that followed its dreams and made it big
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The best sandwich
If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?
I don’t know how to tell you this, but that’s not why they’re calling your grandma the town bicycle.
I don’t know, how many wheels?
Yeah.
It’s an open empanada
An open-faced sandwich isn’t even a sandwich.
Pizza is also, like other foods, apparently a salad.
Tostada?
I think so, it’s just a flat bread with stuff on it. You could eat it with a knife and fork if you wanted!
Unless youre a former mayor of nyc
If I ask you for one of those things and you bring me the other, I would think you’re a moron.
Ask a topologist for a cup and they’ll bring you a donut.
Only if they’re an insufferable twat
Ok, but who put them in charge of the menu?
They just keep going behind the counter in the coffee shop, and handing out donuts, I have told them off several times.
I love it!
I know it’s all a joke but after “is a hotdog a sandwich” the punchline doesn’t feel new again just because it’s new food.
