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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.
Captain Planet Gull: “Give me those chips and I’ll poop on you!”
You: “… don’t you mean ‘or’ you will poop on me, not ‘and’?”
Captain Planet Gull: …
You: …
If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
I never knew that. I thought it went from beagle to seagull and then on to eagle…
Don’t forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.
Wrong.
Seagulls imply the existence of Rivergulls, Lakegulls, Mountiangulls, Desertgulls, Forestgulls, Plaingulls, Valleygulls, Hillgulls, etc.
No no no, you’re all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We’ve proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will…
Archipelagulls
I’ve seen many seagulls in my life.
But I’ve never seen any of the others.
And that’s terrifying. Stay vigilant.
I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon
Nah, that’s an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.
Nah, that’s a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich
No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock
No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.
No that would be a politigul. A landgull would be a gopher.
No, that’s a dirtgull. A landgull would be a kangaroo.
Bay-gull. Bagel.
Bay-hull; loves explosions.
In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to “treegulls.”
Most of what we consider “seagulls” dont actually go out to sea. It’s all lies.
The seagull is the state bird of Utah. About 400 miles from the nearest ocean.
So they are lakegulls then.
They’re seaadjacentgulls.
It’s all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.
My brother and I discovered the new Gulliver…
Don’t forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!
If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?
Given how much cuter a goldfish is than a silverfish, whatever a bronzefish is must be a absolutely disgusting.
Stands to reason, yes. Maybe also navyadillos and airforcadillos.
And what about the Dillos who don’t want to be armed?
unarmadillos?
also, spacegulls
Space gul
Attention Bajoran workers…
thank you.
Reminds me of a John Hodgman bit - we have ice hockey, field hockey, and air hockey, implying the existence of fire hockey.
