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Lmao I feel like I’m letting the camraderie down now by not actually being Turkish (or even a brother). Zeytinyağlı cooking is crazy good tho and would go so hard on pizza.

Nah, call it SCP files. This was going to be my suggestion too.

I want te tv people to bring back the ‘monster of the week’ format, I really miss it.

Imam bayıldı on a chewy sourdough base. No cheese.

Fortified soy milk, vegetable oil, popping corn and chaat masala. Apples would be nice too but not vital.

You all joke about this but global fresh water shortages are coming soon and water intensive fruits and vegetables are not going to be easily accessible for much longer.

You should read Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, it’s basically this but with cool cyberpunk shit and more mindfuckery.

Looks kinda like a young Gérard Depardieu

Braise onions, add tomato paste, garlic, spices, stock, and red lentils, boil till thick then dilute to preference when serving.

Serve with a swirl of hot flavoured oil (heat oil, add spices) and plain soy yoghurt, some fresh or dried herbs are nice too.

This works as soup or over rice, and a big pot is cheap to make and it freezes well.

Spice wise, I go either turkish or indian.

I don’t think parties like that can still happen here tbh, the government really cracked down on squatters over the last 15 years, night clubs too, so many nightclubs here have lost their licences and closed over noise complaints.

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That’s not how calories work.

I’m no longer having sex with men but back when I was, I liked some hair.

Hairy chests and bellies are hot on guys and imo it just looks weird to have natural hair everywhere else and none/trimmed short down there.

Obviously though, ceanliness is very important with body hair. Funk is not sexy.

I just googled this and it looks delicious and so easy to veganise. I am so making this later.

Getting torn apart in the resource wars sounds like an upgrade tbh, just feeling confusion and no other horrors, chores, work or biological functions, really doesn’t sound too bad.

Grimdark 17776 seems so much more likely than actual 17776. Maybe grimdark 17776 is the precurser and when they somehow eventually reset reality, they still couldn’t die, but nobody remembered any of the bad stuff and american football really took off instead.

You seriously need to try chaat masala on popcorn. It’s tangy, funky, spicy, savoury and all that good stuff, plus popcorn is high fibre and low calorie, so you can eat fucktons of it and not gain weight.

Most good chaat masala is homemade, you can by pre-blended stuff but it’s never going to be as good as a mix you tailor to your own specific tastes.

Mine is amchur (sour mango) powder, kashmiri chili powder, powdered garlic, powdered cumin, hing, black salt, corriander powder and msg. A pinch of sugar can be good too but don’t add it to the blend as it could go bad, add it after to the dish you’re seasoning.

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P.s. Databases like this one are where most of my collection came from.

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(I couldn’t find my emoticon of a cat blowing a kiss, so you got one batting a spider instead)

I just remembered I have a meme for this.