

Like when you’re at the bank and a bank robber shoots a bunch of people and then you jump out from cover and start covering all the corpses eyes super fast.


Like when you’re at the bank and a bank robber shoots a bunch of people and then you jump out from cover and start covering all the corpses eyes super fast.
I like this one when you request of them “Ask me what the most important part of comedy is” and then when they begrudgingly say “okay fine, what is the most–” you interrupt them with “TIMING” frantically like you are desperately trying not to miss the window.


When I was young I heard the phrase “time marches inexorably forward” and I always thought it was one of those really cool phrases everyone knew from some philosopher or like from Shakespeare or some highbrow source of wisdom or wit.
Recently I looked it up, and I can’t for the life of me figure out where it came from, or why I thought it was one of those ubiquitous things everyone had heard before. It was probably actually from some X-Men cartoon or something silly but I’ll never figure it out.
I wish I could go back in time and figure out where I heard that phrase with that specific wording but, you know what they say…
Its hilarious seeing the same “absolutely insane” tag that I have used.


Yeah these people are ignoring the part where Jesus said give away all your belongings unless you think you should keep them because you’ve had them for a long time.


To be perfectly fair, saying “there’s nothing else to say” is a way stronger example of a thought terminating exercise. Yet here we both are.


I think your untreated trauma is negatively affecting how you treat the people around you.


In 2000, The Thirteenth Floor was nominated for the Saturn Award for Best Science Fiction Film but lost to The Matrix.
Yeah that’s a pretty good sell. I’ll check it out.


Huh? Wouldn’t you be really surprised if they had the ability to unlock the beta art during a time when the beta art hasn’t even been replaced yet?


This guy is the coolest type of hacker.


very nice, thanks for the link.


Yes but you haven’t heard this guy’s mother saying it in her native accent. It really gets the blood flowing.


do we know that shoppers haven’t already returned to normal now that it’s out of the current news cycle?
Yeah man, otherwise we wouldn’t be participating in this conversation right?


Target was affected by boycotts in a way that other retailers are definitely aware of.


“Oh my God lmao”


Yeah they were called CHEX QUEST and it was awesome.


As someone who hasn’t watched the show since it aired but who has seen it referenced continually on the internet, I definitely expected pocket sand.
People absolutely rotate maps like that.