Um, Americans also realize they’re ABDUCTING people without their consent too, right? And have been, for like months now?

You’re at war with two far-right authoritarian governments, and they BOTH want you to work yourself to death.

Ditto. Voyager is as close to the AlienBlue experience as I’ve seen.

You can just say “American platform”.

Trump and his whole dumb fuck cabinet are guilty of “malicious communications” pretty much every time they speak…

There could be if people had / acted in accordance with any kind of principles of self respect. They’re ants in some rich mega douche’s ant farm, donating their time and energy to their captor, but refuse to make the fucking 6-inch journey to a free ant hill beside them.

Almost all of us are here because of the API bullshit. Those who stayed did us a favour, I reckon.

It did in the Alpha stages, but when they turned it on, it destroyed itself.

This is America. That library would be sued, fo sho.

Doing my part to stop the spread of humanity by not having kids. I don’t really care what the future holds. The planet’s fine and will be so much better off without us (c’mon, meteor!) and I’m still pretty confident that the oligarchs will get what’s coming to them. Or their offspring will get what was coming for their parents. Regardless, that’s something to live for…

Compared to people who work on cryptography and AI magic? Like 2/10. Compared to Boomers? 9/10.

This headline’s gonna get old.

Canadians steer clear of US as travel from north falls for seven-hundredth month.

Sounds like you can save 85% by putting some googly eyes on the chip and calling it a finished product. It’s Chippy, the pointy pet that fits in your pocket.

Good thing he’s anomalous among billionaires!

Edit: was*

That’s all people are too, though.

+ “be like Hitler”

Someone really should have caught this in code review.

This person sounds confident! You’d be stupid not to take them up on it.

Be ruthless to the architects of oppressive and exploitative systems.

Fake eye lashes. Holy God do they look stupid but somehow are so normalized. No idea how some women find the courage to walk outside with what look to me like Muppet eyes.

For the love of God ladies, tone it down. Your eyes are beautiful as they are! Mascara is one thing, but if I feel a fucking breeze every time you blink, it’s gone too far.

Jack Black. Seems like a nice dude, but he’s a an annoying presence in every movie he’s in. His is the definition of a “sweat act”.

I’d put ChatGPT in the white house over Trump every day of the week.