

What a bummer, direct hit in a commonly held insecurity. I guess the best way to get over it is sleep with her friends so they can see it normal size. Also, your girlfriend fucked up, so she can’t bitch about you doing so and should help it happen. Or have take a picture of yourself fully engaged and from a flattering angle, and have your girl share that. Also, if it needs to be said, don’t let anyone take a picture of you that you wouldn’t want family to see. Ever. One of the firm rules I’ve always lived by.
When we spend this much on the fucking military and are worried about declining stockpiles, there can be no doubt about widespread corruption.