Funny how humans put this shit into the ocean, and the ocean spits it back out. I think there’s something in that for all of us.

What about skinny dung beetles?

But who will Victorian police high five now?

I probably wouldn’t have a giant picture window in front of the toilet.

Same difference.

Same way I did; make it up.

Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.

Uh … apparently.

Things take just that little bit longer to do. Walking somewhere, shopping, mowing, even getting ready to go out. I have to adjust my timetable, extend the time it takes to do things, which cuts into my day, leaving less time for the things I want to do. Which always happened, it’s just that now it takes longer.

" … that’s how America does it … "

What are you doing?

Gosh, that’s nice of 'em! Where’s the, “I don’t want one cent of MUH TAXES going to fund foreigners” crowd now?

In quiet, reflective moments, Miller muses on his past.

“I was happy strangling babies in back alley dumpsters. But Trump found me, and showed me how to hurt so many more people. I will forever be grateful”.

Tucker & Dale vs Evil

Exactly. Trump has already declared people photographing ICE, for instance, are ‘domestic terrorists’. He can make up whatever excuse he wants for martial law.

“Not enough people in Chicago are wearing MAGA hats. They’re not patriotic enough. They’re enemies of the state. Therefore, I’m declaring martial law”.

That sounds like I’m trying to make a joke, but I honestly wouldn’t put it past him.

Don’t wait for it to be declared, then figure out how to react. Organise general strikes to demand congress impeach him, and the rest of his bloodthirsty sideshow freaks.