Bizzle

First thing first, legalize herb

I was a volunteer fireman in a really shitty rural town. Those guys are racist as fuck they just don’t have guns with which to shoot you.

I’ve never given two weeks usually I just walk out on the job when I’ve had enough

If he had actually done it I feel like he wouldn’t be getting railroaded like he is because they would have real evidence

I had made some DMT for a friend, so i had a bunch of it laying around, and more importantly, loaded in a yocan orbit that was in my hand. I was in my office chair and my wife was in bed while we were watching some inane bullshit on TV. My wife didn’t want to try it, saying that “a potion made from rainforest plants that sends you to hell doesn’t sound like a good time” which is fair so I didn’t press her, but I didn’t want to feel like I was in the way so I figured I’d rip it discreetly without her even knowing. Reality exploded, which tends to happen when you rip some DMT with no regard for dosage. I closed my eyes- meaningless, because I no longer had a physical body, let alone eyelids. When I came back, I opened my eyes and saw myself, sitting in my office chair, threads of energy connecting all of space and time, as though a curtain had been pulled back or I was perceiving some sort of higher dimension. It felt horrible and wrong but also beautiful, like it wasn’t meant for human eyes to see. I blinked and I was back, it was over, but my wife totally knew. Anyway that experience gave me a touch of the Cosmic Madness, I was pretty freaked out for a number of months and I’m scared to do DMT again 👍

Alien really holds up, hard to believe it’s a 70s movie damn

Anyone that sweats you over that is a chode. Don’t even worry.

Grind Elon Into a Fine Paste 2025

All conflicts are rich vs poor ever since there have been rich and poor.

Do you think the morality of these purchases ever crosses their minds?

No. Those gilded ghouls don’t concern themselves with petty things like morality. They are barely even human anymore.

We live in a cyberpunk dystopia right now

Elon Musk suuuuucks

Money has utterly ruined our society at a fundamental level. I hate money so much.

Local government is mid, I’m going to give them a solid C tier. State government is… probably B tier. Federal government… F? Possibly G or even H tier? Depending on how much of a tier list purist you are.

I was troubleshooting some audio hardware and decided that I should try it on windows, to make sure it was hardware and not software. So I tried to download an install disc image that I could put on my thumb drive and it was surprisingly hard, then I got driver failures, then I lost count of all the boxes I had to uncheck, then finally after like 2 hours I was greeted by ads on my desktop. Just a really bad experience overall. I cannot fathom why anyone uses that piece of crap.

Anyway so I figured out it was a Linux problem because of course it was just plug-and-play on Windows, and I found my misconfiguration and fixed it in 10 seconds, and I thought about the tech literacy of the average person, and realized that is why people use windows. They don’t care about shit except least resistance. That was the first time I’ve booted windows since 2020 though, so here’s hoping it was the last time.

If he were my father I’d have committed patricide years ago

Block. As in, “is there a charger in here? No goddamn it I have my own cord I just need the block”

Dopesmoker by Sleep, listen to the whole thing it’s a real jam

Roots reggae. It’s good for the soul.

Are Bevis and Butthead going to be in there