Timu: shop like a billionaire because only billionaires can afford the cheap Chinese garbage.

The Onion has instead switched to reporting real news.

Country style ribs with baby carrots.

Pack of boneless country style ribs Season to taste Cook on high pressure for 30min Release pressure and add a few bags of baby carrots and reseal and cook for 15min more.

Keep me updated on which countries approve its use so I can add them to my travel plans.

I said mostly. I did not say all

The problem is this mostly only works on girls. Guys willingly send dick pics.

Glad the two shit bags could come to an agreement without the input of the country fighting for survival. Zelenskyy better just give a finger and walk out.

I used my credit card on Amazon and the charges showed up as amazon then I bought it on Amazon. Amazon is a store, stores are responsible for removing dangerous items from their shelves and should facilitate the return of the dangerous items.

I asked their AI and it said that they are indeed a store. And we know that an AI from a company is responsible for what the AI says.

Edit and just for good measure I asked if they were a distributor and retailer.

the US has a law

Laws? What about them? We don’t follow laws here anymore.

Federated Chickens

It’s illegal to NOT buy something? Where do these guys come up with this? Is it illegal that I don’t buy MAGA swag and Trump coin? If that’s illegal then fucking lock me up because I refuse.

Thankfully I have a home and a good car so I am fine but I am pissed because I have nieces and nephews that are entering the world of parenthood and won’t be able to buy a family vehicle or a starter house. This also kills any of my planned home renovations because I won’t be able to afford lumber if the orange turd pisses off the Canadians further and tariffs lumber further.

This should go for all citizens, if you trade then it should be public record. We should be able to see everyone’s stock history in case they ever run for office we can look at their trading history to look for conflicts of interest.