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It’s fun learning which firmware breaks when trying to deal with it

It doesn’t even actually learn, though.

It’s all Chad’s fault. We should just hang him

*borscht

No, I’d argue that they committed an act of war against Colombia.

Yeah but it would be funnier if they listed it

The Amazon Fire Phone is conspicuously absent from this list.

Send money to me. I will dispose of.

That’s not very specialized, then.

Why won’t you mention your career?

That’s the joke, sweetie.

You could also just charge your controller while you’re not playing. OC was about the batteries reaching end-of-life, not simply fully discharging.

I already had them tagged as “fascist simp”

Why should I memorize songs that you like?

Yup, that’s dbzer0

Edit: shit, they followed me here

That’s just a normal commute for us regular little proles.

No, it just means a console that doesn’t support booting directly into a general-purpose OS isn’t a PC.

A clever enough person can get a useable general-purpose OS running on just about any hardware. The entire point is that it’s user-friendly out of the box.

I popped my keyboard out of my Framework laptop for fun just to show my friends how easy it was.

I said “with a few button presses,” not “after hacking it and booting from external media.”