How are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?

Way too interesting

You are a hero.

Ironically, many “normal” business practices truly are sinister.

I hope Kegsbreath calls another bitching session to piss them off real good right before they get the order to invade an EU territory

Found ze German

I’ve interviewed people with Master’s degrees that couldn’t figure out how to put together a for loop.

Basic competencies need to be confirmed.

Yeah, we flap our meat at each other for an hour or so. These days it’s usually over a video call rather than in the same room, but there’s little functional difference.

My employer has its own homebrewed interview segment to cover this. It’s more subjective than a standardized test, but it’s arguably more fun and less insulting (although that doesn’t stop some entitled candidates from getting all huffy about it).

Please do not eat aluminum shavings.

To be fair, a surprising number of candidates make it to the live interview stage while lacking fundamental reading and arithmetic skills.

It was all an elaborate test.

Hey, you said you hoped you’d run into me.

Nope, I tagged you: https://piefed.social/comment/9519027

Hey buddy how’s your chili doing

¿Que?

Not apples and oranges.

If they’re so different, they’re not quite analogous.

Actually, it’s the other way around.

So what you’re saying is that we require additional pylons.