I think it’s a bit weird to never ask.

What do you do? My work is also complicated, but my wife is smart, and I can even summarize the gist of what I do in simple terms so I can explain it to people of all backgrounds.

God damn it you beat me to it

It’s certainly not feasible for every company to leave America, but I wouldn’t argue with a boycott of American goods and services on general - and I’m saying this as an American citizen who’s not exactly thrilled about this mess, either.

So should we all stop using Lemmy because it was made by a Tankie?

Ah, so like an endoscope. Kinky.

And by “lab” you mean “sex dungeon,” right?

One camera per acre + one in the bedroom?

The cycle is complete

It’s all on-device. There is zero wireless connectivity, as that would present a security hole.

It does take a lot of tedious keypad tapping, but it’s not something that needs to be set up more than once per lock.

23 cameras

I can’t help but wonder what else might be going on here.

I had these exact concerns after buying a house!

Anything connected to the Internet is inherently vastly less secure. Fortunately, your two usecases can be addressed with a “dumb” keypad lock with two features:

1. Multiple access codes. Set a different code for each trusted party, as well as an extra code that you can give out in case of emergency, which you can reprogram once you return.

2. Automatic locking. Set a timeout for the deadbolt to re-engage after a set period of time. If you forget to lock the door, it simply locks itself.

🙄

Wow, it took you two days to come up with … copying me.

Thanks for proving their point, I guess

Anyone under 25 is a child

To be fair that’s still really young

The second-least-surprising one after Chappelle

I’m not surprised, he’s really just an ass.

You win at backronyms