Take excellent care of your teeth. Whatever you need to do to accomplish this, DO IT. It’s thousands and thousands of dollars later if you don’t. I can’t stress this enough.

Also, work in some strength training. Once your joints start to inflamed and hurt all the time, you will wish you had done this. I know because I do.

Your night vision will start to degrade after age 40 or so. Prepare yourself.

Sitting at a desk all day causes cumulative damage. Standing desks, yoga, little desk treadmills, ergo keyboards and mice: all these things may sound silly when your body can handle it. But the damage is CUMULATIVE. Do the “silly” things now, and slow the accumulation the hell down!

Weekend at Gene’s

The police also violated my Terms of Service when they arrested me for that armed bank robbery I was allegedly committing. This is a serious problem in our society people; something must be done!

Not without tariffs, sadly

Sounds ideal for home defense!

I would like to hire you. I just don’t have the power to hire people. And no one has the budget to hire people.

Do not besmirch Clippy with this talk! Clippy wanted the best for humankind!

Is this a joke?!?!

I read this as “What’s your comfort move?” Now I want that list too, whatever it may be.

Extended? Please explain?

I couldn’t tolerate the CPAP mask so I got an Inspire implant.

“In capitalism, better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for someone.“

How many tiny flat cables have you broken? 😩😭

Two chicks at the same time

Agree! I still use them though 😞. But no longer as my primary.

So, the US Supreme Court model then.

Batman (1989) and Batman Returns

How are you defining these groups of people?

REMUX files are around 50GB on average. SSDs are portable, don’t destroy themselves if you move them when in use, and don’t require external power.