Yeah. You can stop talking to strangers in the bathroom, Larry Craig

Lol. What controls?

I hope it wasn’t big butt surgery

No one likes the lower case “e”. Everyone wants upper case for proper nouns these days.

That was back before degrees were financed with tax payer money.

Dung!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.” It is named after Ian Betteridge, a British technology journalist who wrote about it in 2009, although the principle is much older.

My parents gave me their 20 year old card table 20 years ago. It still holds up the chips and salsa, crudites, and ice bucket.

I didn’t complain.

The Party Time Zone

Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be a kaboom!

So you’re saying there’s a chance!

We’re here, frantically paddling to keep up.

I would watch that.

Get a Pixel?

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

I’m mired in grief and loneliness. Where’s my massage? I guess I’m not eligible.