By squeezing an entire can until its contents shoot up in the air, catching it with your mouth, and then flexing your uncanny overly defined biceps.

The winner of the Dynamite “Peace” Prize likes war, what a surprise.

Unless you have a Graphene or Linux phone it’s probably just as bad if not worse than using Edge.

I mean, unless you’re a legend and memorized the Firefox latest release URL you still have to navigate to a website to get the link.

EDGE is a useful app for downloading your new Linux ISO

FTFY

Definitely check the signature though in case Edge decides to inject some “improved UX” into Linux.

But to the people behind the Buy Nothing Project, the umbrella group that sparked it all, Cahill and others are copycats who stole their idea, their trademark, and, ironically, their chance to reel in revenue from the giveaways through the official Buy Nothing app.

Are there no rules for how complex and NOT PART OF THE LANGUAGE trademarks have to be?

I’m going to trademark all 26 letters and become a jillionaire

Car. I hope I never have to buy a car. They suck.

JShelter?

By the US’s darling Israel’s logic, Latin America is now completely justified in carpet bombing all of America and exterminating all the white people there. /s

I’m on the hiiiighway to hell

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd1c-_56yYGTJNit_GjUB-th5C8M4SKapOibN8vsmicakWNCA/viewform

https://zionism.wtf/ was a better “Zionist or Nazi Quote” quiz IMO but it doesn’t seem to load properly anymore.

deleted by creator

“I’m fleeing from religious persecution.”

“I will now religiously persecute the Indigenous people of the land I fled to.”

Even if every single Israeli fled Islamic states, they’ve been pretty eager to do the exact same things they fled from. So why should I give them any more sympathy than the supposed evil Islamic regimes they escaped? They’re just as hateful and intolerant of other people existing. You cease being the victim the instant you inflict the same abuse on others when the power dynamic flips.

All the land Israel sits on is Palestine. All of it. Stealing it and exterminating the people already there does not make it not Palestine.

Justifying staying alive to myself.

Not saying I’m suicidal, but I’m increasingly losing my enthusiasm for living compared to when I was a kid. Used to have all these aspirations for my life and how I’d make a difference, now I’ve just accepted apathetically going through the motions until I die.

not recognizing [Israel] as a country.

Terrorism.

Anticommunists in 1948: The commies think war is peace!!!

Anticommunists in 2025: War has always been peace, actually.

REAL POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON LETS GO

I would think a human corpse will be more harmful to other humans, since the bacteria are already adapted to our species.