And if/when it gets to America, we’re screwed

And then he said “consumer rights” and sploosh

Oh so a large picture of Ewan McGregor saying Hello There on your left butt cheek then?

I keep hoping they’ll invent a device that’s like the babel fish

I’m not scared of being dead, I’m scared of being maimed

There goes the stock market

Ha ha!

I hope you washed that fork that sat there the whole friggin time

Been getting into a British band called Lemonsuckr - check out the song Stain

You are correct

R.E.M. - Reckoning. All killer no filler

Have you heard Lou Reed’s Rock N Roll Animal? Amazing live album.

I wasn’t home at the time

lol, or maybe I should have not moved in with a junkie who fell asleep while smoking. He made it out ok.

Sadly I lost that guitar in a fire

I once replaced a volume knob on my guitar with a dryer knob. Thing was huge.

I never bet more than $20, so $20.

And that, kids, is how Russia started a war with the Turks.

I remember when EA was the Goat back in the Commodore 64 days. How far they’ve fallen.

A tiny robot controls a giant robot? I’m in