“You know what my side hustle ad needs? A GIRL”

“Hey, I think a girl works for me. Let’s just use her.”

“Great thanks bro!”

Shit like this makes me want to become a terrorist. I wont, but I’m starting to get why other people do.

Youre absolutely right. Well put.

Jesus what kind of hellscape of a job do you have where you’re being forced into viral marketing for something that is unrelated to your company?!

Seriously. Why would anybody believe a guy who made his career on getting away with lying?

I have a friend that moved to Estonia! I like never see him now unless its christmas.

I hope you’re right but I feel like he will never face any repercussions for being a pedophile at this point. None of them will.

I’m guessing the latter personally.

Damn, I sure hope nobody does any bombings or other acts of sabotage that would be considered terrorism against those refineries. That would be awful.

Really? Because after seeing the last decade of American politics that is exactly what I expected of them.

I don’t see how thats transphobic. If you’re a trans girl, to him you are a girl. Girls traditionally shave their legs. Most guys prefer it when women do this. I dont see how this is transphobic or even outside the ordinary.

If you’re a trans man, and attracted to men, then he might just prefer his partners to be smooth. I don’t see an issue with that either.

Proud to be a Canadian - Dayglo Abortions.

But I’m Albertan so ours would be something idiotic like Trump Won - Natasha Owens.

Germans LOVE Hasselhoff’s music for some reason.

Yeah. I think part of it is just that I’ve grown out of them. But part of it is enshittification.

Loot boxes and microtransactions made me hate playing videogames.

Yeah. Americans are insane.

Is this satire or did americans unironically create this

Yes, hes an unhinged fuckmonster of a man. But he also does think Thunberg specifically is the antichrist incarnate.

I aspire to one day be awesome enough that Peter Thiel thinks I’m the antichrist.

I wish my nut glowed like that

Man Thunberg has been chronically based since she hit the centre stage. No wonder Thiel thinks shes the antichrist.