The voting bruisers throughout history always made me laugh. Like how you gonna bully someone into voting a certain way if it’s entirely confidential? Unless you’re literally allowed to watch them do it.

I wonder if Honduras or the US has worse prisons.

Nah, good deed.

Good to know. How do I know what my IPv is?

Banks. Pharmaceuticals. Politicians. Stock traders. Food production. Energy. Airlines. Military. I guess these aren’t professions as much as they’re industries, so I guess CEO/Corporate members of these industries?

I don’t know computers, but sure. I bet you’re right.

We moved away since then and my wife made a new account that hasn’t been banned. I considered trying it but I’ve been rebanned almost immediately when I tried before on the last one and I worry if I try again they’ll ban me and everyone on my wifi again.

They also banned my wife and my downstairs roommate. I assume for being on the same wifi? Or ip address? Or something? Idk they were mad but I like to think I helped them in a way.

I got banned from Reddit for making jokes about eating rich people. They warned me and temp banned me twice before the permaban. It was over like 6 months too, which means I don’t learn lessons and have a tendency to make those jokes often.

No regrets.

I’m sitting here reading this and doing my back stretches before work as we speak.

We know. Ffs.

We should do that in Canada too.

I’ve never heard anybody argue that red cannot be the colour of fire before but I am here for it.

Flames are red

Okay but I’m having a hard time not finding humour in this. I mean shes dead, it’s not like she felt it or cared. Dude is a fucking FREAK for sure but like this as a situation, like that he even thought to do this and then executed this insane plan for pension money is absolutely bonkers nutso.

Like how long did he plan to keep this rouse going? There’s no way this works for longer than a year and then you’re going STRAIGHT to jail. And for what? A years worth of pension?

…wait, do people actually think Helen Keller wasn’t real? Like fucking Santa Claus?

Yeah I don’t know how they choose how to present them but it’s fucking annoying.

Are you a Space Ork?

It’s shocking how many of these I agree with.

Planted by big plastic so they can debunk it and say “SEE? THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS LIE TO YOU!”

I check out my Facebook every once in a while and it’s absolutely enraging now. I showed my wife that I had to scroll past 20 ads and suggested pages before I got to something a friend shared, and I have like 1000 friends.