BananaPeal

Oh dang, that’s really close. Maybe I heard that back in the day and the nature of human memory made me think that I made it up.

I feel that the bigger audacity is the real name. Earth means soil, yet maybe 25% of the surface is soil.

Hey stop stealing things that I made up and kept in my head for 30 years!

“Black hole sun won’t you come, and mow the fucking lawn!”

Don’t worry, the stove will remind you!

There would certainly not be any feral pig problems in the US, that’s for sure.

My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!

I’m so glad that I changed to Jellyfin. So much better.

We’re hitting 10 years married this October! 11 years together.

In middle school, a kid got caught masturbating in study hall. I never saw him again after that. Word was that he moved away out of embarrassment. Parents probably just home schooled him or something.

In a completely different direction, my class broke the “suicide school” moniker. We were the first graduating class in like 10 years to not have a suicide.

I had a Chevy Caliber named Ex.

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. Damn you, Large Marge!

I only lose my mind over advanced calculus. That’s some rough stuff.

For years I have said that y’all is the best thing to come out of the south.

“I hope you like lobster because I want to make you my Maine girl.”

Something about VerMOUNT.

“I’m glad I have a boat because I’m about to take you to rode Island.”

"Hi, I’m from Michigan. holds up hand and points to it with the other To be precise, here. I’d like to offer you a seat. To be precise, here. points to face.

“Girl, are you from the Midwest, because I love your cans, ass. (Kansas)”

At a meetup for technicians: “Are we in the Lonestar state because all I see is an amazing tech’s ass. (Texas)”

“Do you have a sister named Elsa because that would make you Anna. I’m on a trip around the country and my next stop is Mount Anna.”

“I’d love to get you in a threesome, but I’m not sure about my inuit girlfriend, so Alaska. (I’ll ask her)”

Perfect.

Well that certainly is where you find anal.

Works with vehicle models too.

• Anal Wrangler
• Anal Charger
• Anal Windstar
• Anal Ram
• Anal Voyager
• Anal Explorer

Venison, lobster, scallops, crab, and shrampies!

Nu!

I see what you did there.