Panic

Sales have plummeted globally due to our CEO. Our brand is now poison… Let’s give Elon a massive raise.

Fuck. Tesla.

Anno 1800 and other games like that. I don’t have the patience for the learning curve.

Why we can’t have nice things?.. Like Uncharted 5?

This shouldn’t be a fine. Be knowingly lied, which lead to death. Manslaughter. Prison.

What a useless nutsack.

More then 400 charge cycles? So like… All of them

Yup. We might take things a little further than normal, but start dropping the N-word or beating your spouse and that’s not the alcohol talking. You’re just an asshole.

It’s almost like we should have strong data privacy laws so companies can’t spy on everything we do…

Bidet.

Yeah. I said it.

For those interested. The game is actually based on a book from the 80’s called Maze. It was a contest offering a reward for the first to solve it. It’s only a maze in the same in the same sense Blue Prince is

By random coincidence, my wife has the book. You can definitely see the resemblance.

Yes, you get dead ends a lot in the beginning. Eventually you find strategy and permanent upgrades and many more room types.

That’s what I kept asking myself. “How fucking big is this game?”

Well if you don’t get much time to play, be prepared that this one is an onion that takes time. If nothing else dive in long enough to see how much time the dev must have spent putting this together.

You’re not wrong. I’ve had most of these thoughts. I would appreciate more permanent upgrades to save time.

I won’t say it’s a flawless game. The depth is just so unexpected.

I played through the credits run solo. Now that I’m passed that, I’m bouncing ideas off a friend because it might take either of us ages to discover things like how to create certain items, etc.

You have me intrigued. I’ll check this one out.

I felt that way a bit too, but the game has so many layers of puzzles, that even a failed run has more to solve.

It’s kind of like watching Futurama. You still catch jokes on an episode you’ve seen ten times… Except clues in this case.

Couldn’t you just use a charcoal pencil or crayon instead?

The worst idiots are the ones who never admit when they’re wrong. Having the backbone to admit an error, change, and and move on speaks volumes.

Dunno. But I have purchased the kind for music, back when I was in a band. Much better than the foam kind. They also attenuate sound evenly rather than the drill thinking of adults in a Charlie Brown Christmas special. Great for concerts.