To be fair, by being rented out, the monarch finally gets to earn his keep.

Moonies?

All my apes, funged!

Better luck next time, Elon

If Germany and Britain drop out, anyone could come last.

Have any assemblies had a minute’s silence for him? (The Russian Duma perhaps, or the Hungarian parliament?)

Same sex relationships are bourgeois decadence and against the tenets of Xi Jinping Thought

That’s the moderate position. They have also refrained from denouncing claims of genocide as an antisemitic libel and joining US sanctions against the ICC, so they’re walking a tightrope here.

If you don’t ask, they default to Autechre

On a large scale, doomed (see also: the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

On a personal scale, not having children is a perfectly legitimate choice.

Russia says a lot of things

It sounds laughable, but both of them have captive populations. If they command their health authorities to identify subjects with potentially compatible organs, they, within their own systems, have absolute privilege to harvest them.

If your child is a she, though, bad luck.

More likely that the government will address their concerns by officially ordering St. George flags to be hung prominently everywhere, in order to try and outflank the Faragists.

About time. The PSP and Vita were beautiful devices that gave a great playing experience. Sony obviously knew how to make a good portable, and throwing that away was a big mistake.

Given that there is no situation that is improved by surrendering to Russia, and the Ukrainians are more aware of this than anyone else, no.

They’ll eat them. Depending on the frog species, they may even do so more than once.

“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”

They’ll also have to widen the streets of those picturesque Italian hill towns to accommodate gigantic SUVs.

Those little Piaggio Ape scooter trucks will have to go, of course; they’re no longer safe, given that a Cybertruck could crush one without the driver even noticing. But that’s the price of progress.

I use 1Blocker, which seems to be pretty good at blocking annoyances. Would there be anything to gain from switching to uBlock?