A lack of non alcoholic third spaces is what I would like to talk about.

How can she slap?

We sent all our manufacturing capabilities to China.

Yes, the property taxes in my city are the highest legally allowed and the services we receive are dogshit.

Everyone hears that and hears camel and not caribou. It’s so weird to me, I like to throw it on gor unsuspecting people. Wesley Willis was great I’m so glad my parents were cool, I got my Stepdad to listen to The Great Milenko song on his own time while driving. He loves when they dip their nuts in your soup.

Nah. It’s a bump in the road. You’re doing great.

He was in a helicopter not a 747.

Do you think he thought avoiding all that traffic was worth it as he plummeted?

Wow, what a country.

Ibm helped the holocaust. AI companies will do the same now.

April’s fools jokes are tiring. I’m over them myself.

They sprayed lube on the pedal and glue on the cover, the lube caused the glue to fail.

I had a teacher during sex ed start yelling about how you gotta work on and please your lady not a “wham bam thank you ma’am”, his words. Now not in 7th grade sex ed it wouldn’t have been so weird. Same teacher had a diabetic fit and started yelling and writing E over and over while grading our tests.

30 seconds of googling shows me that women can still breastfeed with nipple piercings. I would question any of the info he gave me about anatomy.

Me too. I won a lottery it feels like sometimes.

How fo you start a war by being invaded? This is such a horseshit take.

No, it’s normal for people to not want their wife to go off without them and be naked with people.

The economy rests on a fucking chatbot. This future sucks.

Yes I would like there to continue to be enough food grown on the land we are currently using to feed everyone. It would be more than inconvenient if the cropland turned to desert for sure.

30’s movies feel weirdly modern until the Hayes code. Check out Gold Diggers of 1933 for some premium shit talking.