Super good luck ala Domino of the X-Men.
I’ll stick with the strongest superpower of them all, I am Cables Never Tangle Man!
But you cannot tie knots anymore. Even worse - every knot you touch magically slips open. Be careful not to trip over your shoelaces!
Velcro has entered the chat…
Every time you get an error it is unknown error
Your cables break every 3 days
Fall asleep at any time and place by will
It is impossible to wake up until you are fully rested, including by alarm, fire, or intruder.
I either wake up rested or not my problem anymore.
But when you wake up, you’re in a random spot in the wilderness. Every time.
Shapeshifting to any other human or humanoid body
But you also shift into that humans or humanoids personality
Super strength
You can’t use anything but maximum super strength, all the time.
X ray vision
Everyone in your line of sight gets the full radioactive dosage
It cannot be regulated
Manifest any superpower at will
… that then gets applied to everyone within 100 metres of you on top of yourself.
Lol, I’d still take it. All I can say is the people flying with me better keep close. Ditto the ones breathing under water
Teleportation!
But you have to go through TSA every time
You can only teleport to random places
The power to reply to my own comment.
but you have multiple personality disorder
You become god.
(Not oc, this is a known joke)
