Leslie Knope for me!
My dad
I’ll go with Knope as well.
Man I wish Jerma was real
Does R18 stuff count or no?
Jesus
The Punisher
That was well brought up, too bad you weren’t
To be fair.
To be fair
Vaporeon.
Whelp, that’s my internet quota for the day.
Victor von Doom.
If we’re going for authoritarianism, at least let’s have someone competent in charge.
V. Rather give me anarchy if our shitty government is the alternative.
God would be interesting.
see comment by user “Sterile_Technique” above (same idea but better developed)
superman
The Doctor from Doctor Who. It’d be nice to think we were all being simultaneously respected, cared for, and defended by someone smarter and kinder than most of us.
Is there a fictional character that kills billionaires? If so then that one.
“The Death”
Any of the Minds from Iain M. Banks Culture series, because that would mean the Culture was real and I want to live there.
I guess for a specific one, maybe the Arbitrary? That one seems pretty chill and knows where Earth is:
Also while I’d been away, the ship had sent a request on a postcard to the BBC’s World Service, asking for ‘Mr David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” for the good ship Arbitrary and all who sail in her.’ (This from a machine that could have swamped Earth’s entire electro-magnetic spectrum with whatever the hell it wanted from somewhere beyond Betelgeuse.) It didn’t get the request played. The ship thought this was hilarious.
This was going to be my answer - one of the ships from the Culture could actually form the Culture for us and let us live in it
The Culture does not get mentioned enough. I’m hoping it gets made into a TV series one day, to get additional visibility.
(An actual adaptation, not whatever tf they did to WoT and the Foundation).
The GCU Grey Area (AKA Meatfucker) would indeed come in handy, these days…
