Dick’s [burgers]. A “bag of dick’s” [burgers] is the appropriate measure.
Almost ate a bag of Dick’s today, but wanted to make it home in time for the game.
Probably should’ve eaten some Dick’s.
Mexican, about any kind. Sometimes I want the real deal at the taco truck, sometimes I want white-people Mexican, sometimes I want Taco Bell. Favorite sit-down place is mostly Mexican with a bit of white-people Mexican mixed in. Only place in the metro area that has truly hot salsa, homemade.
Indian—Chicken Vindaloo and Samosas and butter naan. I’ll be honest though, I’ve never had anything I didn’t like at an Indian restaurant, and when you ask for extra hot, they don’t give you a pussified “white people” extra hot, no, they try to murder you with spice like you were personally responsible for English colonialism and I’m here for it.
Thai—Chicken Panang is pretty good most places I go that have it. I’ve had plenty of Thai food I don’t like, but most places have something pretty good if you try a few different things.
I don’t think I have mainstays at other types of restaurants. I will say, for all the shit it gets, avocado toast is pretty good if you’re at an indie restaurant or local chain breakfast place. And try their specialty Bloody Marys. They are sometimes shit, but sometimes good, and if it’s shit their regular Bloody Mary was also shit so you didn’t miss out on anything. But if they have a dozen different kinds—they are all shit and just have a mimosa.
All you can eat sushi. It doesn’t need to be great, just all I can eat.
Local rural Mexican restaurant. Nothing special. There’s hundreds of similar places near me. But I know the staff at this place. I can order an amazing burrito and a good, generic margarita. It’s my comfort food.
We only have one legit Mexican place, taco truck. And we had nothing 20-years ago until Hispanics came in to work after Hurricane Ivan.
It was bizarre after spending a couple of years in Chicagoland. “Uh. Y’all got any Mexicans around here? Cause a man gotta eat.”
The deli inside one of the Asian grocery stores we shop at. $12 for 3 huge portions of mains and another huge portion of noodles as the side. Basically a meal for 2 people for the price of one.
Breakfast diners, especially Greek ones. I order three eggs over medium and pancakes with extra butter. If they serve tea, I order hot tea.
Fast food borgor.
Specifically an In-n-Out Double Double.
Although, I would really like Carl’s Jr. to bring back the ORIGINAL Bourbon street steakhouse burger. Burger with the crispy onion things (not onion rings but the shit you add to greenbean casserole), blue cheese crumbles, and a bourbon sauce made from Jack Daniels.
The Jim Beam one sucked by comparison.
Fuck, that Org. Bourbon Streak Steakbouse burger sounds good.
it’s a family-run chinese place, and idk what my go-to order is, I can’t pronounce it. I get it because I walked in and a no-nonsense old chinese lady started chattering at me in mandarin and I panicked and pointed and what they brought me was really good so I keep getting it.
there’s like 30 other things on the menu that I also can’t pronounce, so maybe one day I’ll have tried them all.
Those are the best chinese places.
it gets even better. it doesn’t even have a name. it’s just called “chinese restaurant”. and idk who makes their fortune cookies, but I got one there one time that just said “uh oh”.
don’t leave me hanging like that.
Ahahahah
It goes in phases. There’s an Asian Latin fusion near me that is on my mind lately. The birria bao buns are fantastic!
Our go-to is tex-mex and i love chicken mole, cheese enchiladas, or a good old fashioned crispy taco. If my husband says no to 4 restaurants, we go to a taqueria. Made that rule about 5 years ago and it’s never let us down!
I go for US southern BBQ, particularly a brisket sandwich and sausage with cornbread, mac & cheese, and some collard greens or slaw.
I like buffet places, as long as they’re clean. That way I don’t have to order, I just grab some of this and some of that and go back for more of what I liked
Buffets are underrated. (Although overpriced)
Man I love me a good American Chinese buffet. The more Americanized and Sysco-ified, the better.
That said, I also fuck with more authentic Chinese cuisine like dumplings and hot pot. It’s all good food.
All you can eat hot pot 😋🤤
In China it was usually called Bu Fei, but in Taiwan it was Chi Dao Bao - eat until full. Of course they usually had a 2h time limit, but I can eat a lot of hotpot in 2h.
The best meal I’ve had in 2025 was at a Chinese buffet
The older I get, the more overpriced they are. My appetite is shrinking
Everything’s just Sysco™ now lol.
I really wish everyday people could bypass the middleman and just order directly from Sysco and Shamrock Farms. I’d never eat out again (and that’s why they won’t do it).
Ramen.
Ramen.Vietnamese. Tom Yum Soup.
