Poayjay@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoWhen did I get so hairy?message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareWhen did I get so hairy?Poayjay@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoTell you a story my dad related from his time in Marine boot. Guy was putting on his socks, pulled them up like he was wearing panty hose. Know what I mean? Stretching and working them up rather than straight yanking. “Why are you putting on your socks like a woman?” “Doesn’t make the hair stick out and itch.” Non-hairy dad: OK, I’ll save that info in case I have a barbarian son. It works! I spent years with itchy calves until I heard that story!
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoThis is valuable. I thank that boot, your dad and you. Honor to your house and your calves.
Tell you a story my dad related from his time in Marine boot.
Guy was putting on his socks, pulled them up like he was wearing panty hose. Know what I mean? Stretching and working them up rather than straight yanking.
“Why are you putting on your socks like a woman?”
“Doesn’t make the hair stick out and itch.”
Non-hairy dad: OK, I’ll save that info in case I have a barbarian son.
It works! I spent years with itchy calves until I heard that story!
This is valuable. I thank that boot, your dad and you. Honor to your house and your calves.