Why would someone mount anything on a water main? Could it hold one of those large hydrant keys to turn off the water to the whole house? Better than hanging it on a bit of string…

This is not dull, but I will ask the committee for an exemption for you for 2 years. ;) Please update us, are you ever tempted to just cut open the box? How do you let the temptation pass by you?

Glad you’re feeling strong, you’re gonna enjoy that clean stove all winter. I think it looks sort of modern and minimalist.

Sorry about your breakfast.

That would get me to watch them, I would watch TF out of “Bourne: Multiply The Fun”! I gave up after the 2nd film and the 50th cryptic dialogue about Treadstone, I realized I didn’t care any more what whoever did to turn him into a SuuperSekritAgent. WTF was it that made Bourne 3 to Infinity so dull? Skilled supporting actors, exotic locations, a semblance of a plot arc…

Maybe he is only showing part of the good stuff for the sake of opsec.

I am? I don’t think I want to know any more about those particular communities, but thank you for the encouragement. I figured out how to use the TENS, exactly according to the manual and in a dull fashion. {As Is Tradition.}

What an elegant and erudite compliment. I had to read it several time before I understood its layers.

My first TENS unit just arrived in le mail. I just slapped them gel pads on my back like old buddies. Even if it only works as a counterirritant/distraction, I am here for it. I’ve only ever used one in a physical therapist’s clinic. This is the day, my pain brothers. This is the day.

You are not pathetic, by the way. You are actually brave not to get swept off by opioid prescriptions. It’s ok to cry, it relieves stress, the stress chemicals actually “bleed off” in our tears. So GTFO, you stress chemicals! We don’t need you hanging around our back doors. ;)

Oh, I did. I have been there, I am there and await for an appointment on Nov. 28th to get some new ideas on what to do from here.

You paid the embarrassment tax like a man! Feel better soon.

Use a piece of polished silver from a lich’s tomb, obv.

We should all reflect on this, from time to time.

This is valuable. I thank that boot, your dad and you. Honor to your house and your calves.

Shaving exfoliates your skin, women shave their faces to exfoliate, even if they don’t have facial hair that is bothersome.

Dark! You know what else is dark? Peri-menopause hairs on my frggin chin and cheeks! They don’t look anything, in texture or color, like any other hair on my personage. Do men get these, too? Like weird little goat whiskers, but only one at a time?

Treats. Loud, high pitched praise.

Good on you.

Jesus wept.