…whilst she eats it like a typewriter carriage.
48 years together.
I just finished eating another 2 cobs today, and I noticed I switched it up between the styles, sometimes during the same nibbling!
I’m doomed now that I’ll never eat a cob without thinking about typewriters and the like…
next time you know she is watching, eat it chaotic evil style. bite in random places with gumption.
Bite a chunk out of the cobb
Don’t break eye contact
Deep throat it