If my gramma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

This is so dull, I wish it was my story.

The teams should boycott.
Begin with Spain and Brazil.

fuckin’ commies, eh?

/s

!funhole@lemmy.sdf.org

It’s all staged.

“Stollen”
– DJT

ftfy

Zero traditional.
Stremio, RD, great IPTV, and torrent ability.
Haven’t missed anything in over 15 years.

Cost-wise (per annum, usd) iptv is <$80, RD + torbox $90, Stremio $10

The lid should be down before you flush.
Would you put your face 8cm above the bowl as you flush? No! Even with the lid down. Any dude who’s ever pissed anywhere barefoot or in shorts knows the splash radius…

Perhaps it’s…ai?

Akshully, that’s not the funniest part…

Hey! This isn’t the Y!

Vietnam is communist and they’re the world’s darlings.

Matters

I mentally replace ‘Fox News’ with ‘Mad Magazine’, and it works every time.

At the end of the day bsd and linux are cousins.

It’s not secret if two people know it.
I was asleep alone at home.

…and lasts forever.

This is an excellent suggestion. Just sayin’ bc it would have never occurred to me.

Bake her a loaf of bread:

Here’s the simplest recipe possible, absolutely no kneading, 4 ingredients (I add 1 tbs of oil, softer crust, which makes 5 ingredients)…you just have to leave it to rise for 15-24 hrs, so it ain’t quick. If you want a cheese bread, add a cup of shredded cheese plus another tsp salt.

Four Ingredient Artisan Bread