I had used it the other night and had to pull it out from the other bathroom in order to make it work. It was dirty and she putit in the dishwasher with almost nothing else, but I’m a little fucking skeeveed by it.

Edit: thanks all. I’ll run it again with vinegar at the hottest and feel better about it. No divorce. Thanks for your help.

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    A few years ago I discovered that my girlfriend takes monster shits. She only poops once every 3 or 4 days. When I say “horse turd”, I’m not kidding, just looking at one of these makes my ass hurt. Anyway, apparently this sort of thing isn’t unheard of. I stumbled on a Reddit post about something called a “poop knife”. I repurposed my shittiest chef’s knife (pun intended) for this task, which has cut down on the number of times I have to plunge the toilet. We wash it off every time with tile cleaner, so it never goes in the dish washer. I’ve blunted the edge since it doesn’t need to be sharp, and my girlfriend is a complete klutz. I can easily imagine her dropping it and cutting off a toe. Imagine having to explain to an ER doc cutting your toe off with a poop knife.

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    Lol at all the people who want to throw out the whole appliance. Wait until they find out how much former piss is in all sources of water, what allowances there are for gross things in prepared food, and what’s on every surface in human environments. Earth is one big mixing pot.

    Give it a steralise cycle and it’ll be cleaner than the counters around it, by any objective measure.

    I am curious about the almost nothing else bit. What got put in the poo-poo cycle?

    Edit: Psychology is another thing, and that’s valid I guess, but man I can’t imagine having disposable dishwasher kind of money.

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      what’s on every surface in human environments. Earth is one big mixing pot.

      Of poop. It’s gonna be poop.

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    almost nothing else…? Cmon OP, you’ve gotta elaborate there. What ended up taking a swim with the turd stick?

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    Similar to the blood-brain barrier, we have a kitchen-bathroom barrier policy. Tools for each space should never cross, even cleaning tools. So even brushes for the sinks are separate.

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    Well… my former roommate put the hair sieve from the shower into the full dishwasher. Like wtf. Sterilised anything by liquid fire afterwards.

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    See, this is one of those inconvenient situations where us Atheists really lack appropriate and proportional ways to express our feelings about things.

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          yeah, after a while i just started worshiping an obviously made up joke god just so’s i could get good blasphemy back in my life

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            For all that it is in truth far more terrifying, I freely admit that expressions like “Oh, in the name of False Vacuum Decay” just doesn’t land the same. It’s s shame, really. Modern scientific curses like “may all your Li-Ion batteries grow centimeter long dendrites in seconds” are much more fearsome than they immediately appear.

            I mean, “may your tap water turn to dioxygen difluoride while you’re taking a shower” would make even Satan go, “okay, stop, just… Jesus, stop.”

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    For me personally it’s the “almost nothing else” that went into the dishwasher with the plunger that truly pushed the narrative into holy shit territory.

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      I mean, it always seems like it is pulling water into the cup and pushing it down the pipe at great speed to unclog it, but maybe I’ve been using a plunger wrong. I don’t really get enough of a seal around the edge to create a pulling force.

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        I see a lot of people having sink plungers next to their toilets. That might work for some things, but they might as well be using any other object.

        When a pipe is clogged it’s basically impossible to push anything through. It’s stuck for a reason. The pushing motion might compress the clog somewhat, but it’s really the pulling which causes it to move backwards and hopefully unclog it. This usually requires a plunger that actually seals the opening, or you’ll have to push and pull until the water itself gets in motion to pull back the clog.

        Another trick for unclogging toilets is to fill a bucket of water and pour it in a steady stream from as high as you can reach. Obviously start pouring from the seat and then lift the bucket while pouring. The gravity from the height will create a very strong narrow stream with enough force to pierce through or wash back the clog.

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        You don’t have to get a seal. You just push it in. Then quickly pull it out, push it in, pull it out, push it in, … until the water drains freely again. The pushing-pulling iteration creates enough negative pressure to get the job done quickly without a seal. But don’t wear your best clothes.

        I always did it wrong, until a plumber showed me how to do it.

        (Side note, this is for a european/german toilet. Might be different in the US, US toilets are just insane.)

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          No, that’s how we do it over here, too, except the bowls are usually shaped in such a way that water doesn’t splash out.

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          Interesting. I usually do a hard push in, but release it more slowly so that the water doesn’t slosh back and get on the floor. The primary force is applied through the down push.

          Is it really doing it wrong if it still works though?

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            If it works, it works, I guess. It didn’t at our case (clogged too badly, the previous inhabitant did some, weird shit), hence the plumber.

            I did it like you did and then the shit water came up the bathtub several cms high. Later attempts changed nothing. Was a disaster. But the plumber went wild and it worked.

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              That is pretty odd that your black water and grey water pipes are connected. I thought they were usually separate so that your shower didn’t smell like shit.

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                That is completly normal in Germany (and most of the rest of this world). Only very few buildings have separate grey water lines.

                A"siphon" or “trap” is why this doesn’t cause a smell problem.

                Normally a seprate grey water line is only used, if the grey water can be used on the property. A separate public grey water collection system is almost unheard of, except in some scientific project related developments (there have been some research into this, but it hasn’t proven to be a reasonable solution, for now at least).

                I might have to add that I am a civil engineer specialiced in urban water management. :)

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        You can get dishwasher cleaner, to be used monthly on a hot cycle while empty.

        Also, your wife should not do disgusting things. My dad put sandals in once and we shamed him for years.

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        I’d look at her like she were an idiot and tell her to use the faucet in the tub.

        Note that none of the words in the above sentence include posting this on the internet or asking what I should do because I’m a grown adult that can manage handling minor annoyances on my own. I acknowledge that this concept may seem foreign to people under the age of 25.

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          Good lord, they shared an amusing situation and made more than a few people’s day with a laugh I’m sure … chill.

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            I’m sure there are appropriate places for that. In this case, an “amusing situation” was posted in a forum called “Ask Lemmy” without a question. Could we also start posting pornography here? Can we post recipes? How to guides to perform magic tricks? When questions are no longer relevant to the Ask Lemmy forum, when the first rule of the forum is no longer enforced, does any line exist?

            This is the shit that forced me to leave reddit. I guess I should just stop using the internet though since everyone just gets to post amusing situations (in your opinion - I fail to find minor annoyances amusing) anywhere and everywhere.

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    Some sex toys are dishwasher safe, it’s not a big deal.

    (I’m talking about the shitpusher, not about the croc. No idea why you included a dirty toilet in the pic tho.)

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      I don’t think that’s equivalent.

      Many people happily lick the areas where sex toys are used.

      Far less people would do so where toilet plungers tend to be applied.

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        areas where sex toys are used

        where toilet plungers tend to be applied

        I’m implying those are the same areas.
        I’ve never ever used a plunger on a toilet.

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          Fair enough.

          I’ve never used one anywhere but a toilet or sink, that I can remember. How does one use it in the boudoir?

          I clogged the toilet while visiting a friend’s house at 11 years old. Didn’t know what to do, tried to ignore the problem. When his mum noticed, she fetched me a plunger and sent me back in there to sort it out.

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    Your dishwasher uses soap and hot water to clean everything in it and the washer itself.

    This is no big deal.

    Trust me chances are nastier stuff than your plunger has been in the washer.

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      Well sometimes stuff gets trapped in behind the door seal, and mold will grow etc. You could harbour bacteria in the door seal. It needs a sanitize cycle and a good wipe around the seals … Probably needs that anyway, mist people don’t bother until the dishwasher starts smelling must after it has finishes a wash and dry

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        Yea… but that is something that should be happening cyclically not something triggered by the OPs situation.

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    • why call it a shit pusher? It doesn’t push shit
    • why post online instead of just talking to her? Unless you’re doing both
    • why did she not just rinse it off? What’s the point in deep cleaning a plunger when it’s going back into a toilet eventually anyways?

    I’m a little fucking skeevee to buy it

    • maybe it’s just me, but I can’t figure out what this means. You’re too skeeved out to buy the fact that it was ok to do?
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      Skeeved by the idea that the plunger that had poop in/on it was in his dish washer, where his dishes go, where his food goes before its in his mouth.