Last year I identified a workplace poop toilet for myself. It’s in the next building over. It’s a single toilet. A men’s toilet. It’s outside a large office in which only women work. So this toilet is always unused. Always clean. Always private. If I (rarely ever) need to poop at work, this is where I go.
Today I was on my way and a work acquaintance intercepted me. Every turn I took, he seemed to be going the same way and was telling me about his mother’s fractured hip along the way. I had to walk twice as far beyond where I intended and finally shook him with a bogus excuse for needing to go to some unrelated department; and then had to check around corners while I double back.
I’ve made it though. Just wanted to update you all about this while I’m on the throne.
Rarely? I tend to plan to shit at work so I get paid to do it and don’t use any consumables I’d otherwise have to pay for.
Since getting a bidet at home, away games aren’t fun at all.
A water bottle and some elbow grease.
Is that to lube up your asshole before you insert the bottle?
If that’s your jams sure.
I wouldn’t have to jam it with lube.
I mean are you trying to have fun or not?
A blown out o ring is no fun.
They make water bottles in all the shapes and sizes you don’t have to go nalgene 54oz right off the bat but goals are always useful.
There are portable bidets that are basically water containers with squirt nozzles. If not on hand, you can always use an empty water bottle. But yes, a proper bidet is still king.
One I upgraded to an extended bowl/extra tall, nothing else will do. Plenty of room in the front for my junk and the water level of way down there so no splash-back.
You just gotta plan properly:
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Never as good as home field advantage, but it makes away games enjoyable.
The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.
Strike, slack off, slow down, shit imperiously.
As appealing as that sounds, the awesomeness of having the Steam Deck for a top tier gaming poop at home can’t be undervalued.
I have a work sp and cell phone for such times.
A work SP? A Gameboy SP for work??
Yeah. Technically a backpack sp but they’re effectively the same thing.
I’m very into that. What’re you playing on it at the mo?
I have a flash cart in it so usually a Pokemon or any number of random nes games.
Sweet. Living the dream.
Retroid Pocket 4 Pro has been one of the best purchases I’ve made this year. I would highly recommend that for emulation. Very compact and pocketable, easily comes to work and can emulate up to PS2/Wii/many Switch games/Android games.
This is anything but dull! Thank you for the recommendation 👀
If you have the budget and want higher performance then go for the Retroid Pocket 5 or the Retroid Pocket Flip 2.
You can compare.