Last year I identified a workplace poop toilet for myself. It’s in the next building over. It’s a single toilet. A men’s toilet. It’s outside a large office in which only women work. So this toilet is always unused. Always clean. Always private. If I (rarely ever) need to poop at work, this is where I go.
Today I was on my way and a work acquaintance intercepted me. Every turn I took, he seemed to be going the same way and was telling me about his mother’s fractured hip along the way. I had to walk twice as far beyond where I intended and finally shook him with a bogus excuse for needing to go to some unrelated department; and then had to check around corners while I double back.
I’ve made it though. Just wanted to update you all about this while I’m on the throne.
Since getting a bidet at home, away games aren’t fun at all.
A water bottle and some elbow grease.
Is that to lube up your asshole before you insert the bottle?
If that’s your jams sure.
I wouldn’t have to jam it with lube.
I mean are you trying to have fun or not?
A blown out o ring is no fun.
They make water bottles in all the shapes and sizes you don’t have to go nalgene 54oz right off the bat but goals are always useful.
There are portable bidets that are basically water containers with squirt nozzles. If not on hand, you can always use an empty water bottle. But yes, a proper bidet is still king.
You just gotta plan properly:
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Never as good as home field advantage, but it makes away games enjoyable.
One I upgraded to an extended bowl/extra tall, nothing else will do. Plenty of room in the front for my junk and the water level of way down there so no splash-back.