• SynopsisTantilize@lemm.eeOP
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    6 days ago

    I peed. I didn’t poop.

    I pooped and I did pee. It’s science at that point. You can’t deny science.

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      5 days ago

      I’m picturing this conversation as a debate in a public plaza in Ancient Greece, surrounded by wizened old men wearing bedsheets and looking really pensive.

      Edit: Socrates is there, too, he’s wearing a bleu ciel one with a repeating feather print pattern. It’s laundry day…

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          5 days ago

          “… so it was ‘if you poo in the shower, then you never have to flush?’ Or was it pee? And what’s flushing? Oh, no, Diogenes is staring at me again…”