Assuming your really hungry, and you have a bunch of hard boiled eggs available… how many can you eat until you are totally full?
- When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs 
 Every morning to help me get large
 And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs
 So I’m roughly the size of a barge- ”And no one can impulse buy EGGS like Gaston!” 
 
- I can eat 50 eggs! - …nobody can eat 50 eggs - …nobody can afford to eat 50 eggs - FTFY 
 
- Luke, is that you? - Yes, but there is no way I will even try to eat 50 eggs. - So I will distract you all with a musical number - I love this movie so much. First watched it as kid it made a deep impression on me. Still does, some 50 years after I first watched it. - I have grown to understand more and more as life goes on why a man would set himself to the task of cutting the heads off all the parking meters. 
 
 
 
 
- Sounds cool. - Taking out a loan here, boss! 
 
- Okay Gaston 
- Yeah, but you’re roughly the size of a barge. 
- I would love to see a video of you eating 50 eggs - Matt stonie ate 120 in 8 minutes… But i suspect he was full far before that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCncM1sJxtI 
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- As evidenced by this past thanksgiving, at least 73 deviled eggs 
- Depends. If they are deviled/stuffed eggs I can eat at least a dozen at a party without even realizing. - So, 24 halves? - Minus the few that others manage to get to before I do. 
 
 
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- If they’re deviled eggs, I try to stop before $20, so probably 4 dozen under Biden, and maybe 5-6 eggs (if I can find them) under Trump. 
- Depends on how it’s cooked, I guess. - Definitely. I’ve done a full English breakfast challenge once that had six fried eggs and that was no bother. Hard-boiled, I doubt I could do more than three and I’d be struggling on the third. 
 
- I can get about 3 down before I tap out. More if they have sauces 
- Probably a whole dozen. But I wouldn’t want to be in a room with me after. It’s gonna stink. - Wow! A dozen! 
 
- We talking scrambled, or shell on whole eggs? Scrambled probably 4+. Eggs never seem to fill me up like they should. Whole eggs maybe 1. Less than 1 even. I don’t think I can swallow a whole egg. - I don’t think I’ve even seen anyone eat a shell on egg before 
 
- In a frittata, I can probably go six ish at a guess. Just fried on toast, assuming they’re the big ones I’m just having two. 
- So many moons ago in a far off galaxy. - My roommate and I explored this very question. - 3 and a slice of toast was the sensible outcome. - But I was foolish and what started this was suggesting I could eat a whole carton. Spoiler I could not. 🤮🐣 (And neither could they) 
- 5-6 depending on the size with 3-4 slices of bread. If it was just egg, 7+ 
- I think around 4 will do it. They say your stomach is what, two fists or so large? That seems about right 
- my personal record is 8 hard boiled eggs. my stomach really hurt and my farts were ridiculous. 














