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Magazines cost $14 now!

How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

The entire country of the United States - 300 million people - are cut off from enjoying Kinder Surprise. Are you equally outraged about that?

I’m not the person you’re responding to and I don’t care about twitter but

YES! If I want to choke on a toy hidden inside a chocolate egg then THAT SHOULD BE MY RIGHT!!!

“Yeah, I like tons of metal bands! …just not sure which ones as I can’t read any of their names.”

I cook Arch btw

ding!