It’s worth noting that Tehran (the city) is generally a little more lax than most of the rest of Iran/* … I’d guess she was singled out because her lack of hair covering could be seen easily from other parts of the country, and they don’t want the women there getting ideas

/* Source: I dated a girl from Tehran once, and that’s what she told me

Automatic cow tipper - does the hard work so you don’t have to!

Could also be used to tip over other kinds of animal in theory, however we haven’t field tested that functionality.

At least it makes for a good drunken gross-out story, when I can add all the gory little details.

Last time I told it was to a guy who was clearly out of his depth after being served dog meat and black eggs. He went so pale … maybe in the long term it was worth it, lol

Not really, it didn’t exactly improve my relationship with her

I worked at an abbatoire for a while. Dodged the worst stuff no problem … except for one time with green puss from an abscess in a cow. It must have been under a lot of pressure.

I cut the abscess out and showed it to a woman I didn’t like in quality control. She threw up. It was my fault, so I had to clean that up, and I didn’t get to go home early to clean myself.

It was not a great job.