Its called Newspeak, and it’s the official language of Oceania.

but the military was “using restraint during the ongoing ceasefire,”

I don’t think that word means what you think it means…

New commandment just dropped: “Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.”

It is going to vary from state to state exactly what laws apply, but yes I cop can at minimum pull you over and ticket you for reckless driving. Also, some states have “Display of Speed” laws that include breaking traction. In CA there is a recently passed “Sideshow” law that includes shows of speed, which a police officer might also decide to try to cite you for.