It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy.

Their comment history is literally just Fox News. Covers the full gamut from trans athletes to Hunter Biden conspiracies. I didn’t know these people existed on Lemmy

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance.

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw.

The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

I’d rather be a bird than a fish.

He was also cornered on this since Chrystia Freeland was so loud about Ottawa needing to take action

Except he’s staking the country’s future on being an ‘AI superpower’, so there’s no chance he does anything to piss off big tech

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.

He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us.

The beach was crowded with snow leopards.

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.

He created a pig burger out of beef.

The river stole the gods.