We do… but we don’t need to. Just force of habit.

Travel somewhere nice

Light switch Spider. Can turn your lights out in an instant. Fucking deadly!

Thing is… this sort of makes sense if you say it with a hint of sarcasm. But curiously the only people that use this phrase are Americans. And we all know how much they understand sarcasm 🤣.

Not putting the toilet seat down.

If I push too hard and one comes out… will it fit down the shower drain? Or will I have to break it up with my hands.

These were mad times, mind you.

Netanyahu has the gaul to tell Biden to his face whilst sitting in the oval office, that he’s a Zionist. An Irish American Zionist. Of all the nationalities he could have called out for being a Zionist, Irish sure is a strange one.

Now the IDF opens fire on a UN peacekeeping force where Irish peacekeepers are stationed. Dude is going to put on a Gimp suit and tickle Joe’s asshole with his nose whilst wanking him off with rosery beads on live TV next, or something 🤣.

Do you work somewhere where you can escape for an hour over lunch, perhaps? Like go to the gym or something? Out of sight out of mind.

I totally get the feeling of being mobbed, but to be honest find a way to cope with it at work. A lot of work places are by definition social places so it’s going to be really hard avoiding interactions all the time. Maybe go for a walk with a podcast or something?

Good luck 🤞.

Stools

Pay to go see a concert. Band has merchandise on sale. Oh shit… What do you do? First answer wins.

Then I got Youtube Premium since it bundled in Youtube Music as well which I used. But the former’s app on mobile is a shit show. Even after paying, you are asked to tip random creators, purchase merchandise[ which are shown as actual ads below videos] and join channels to access exclusive videos for more money. Basically pay money once, and then pay more money for more content.

You talking about YouTube Premium? I literally never see ads in videos and am never asked to tip creators.I listen to hours and hours of music absolutely ad free. Is this a regional thing? What country are you in?

Sheeeeeiiiiiitt

God damn I’m jealous.